911 Trivia Quiz

Q: Why didn't Dick Cheney shoot down the fourth "hijacked" plane?
A: They hadn't lit the pile of burning tires in PA yet.

My Porsche Can't Make It Up The Grade

Right, Mike?

Darrel's CA Differential Diagnosis

Video on the way! Not like this. But what if I lied like American politicians?

1. "He's drunk."

2. "He's an old tweeker."

3. "He's crazy!"


Works for this BS, MSW, QMHP, LCSW, no Ph.D yet dude. (From MO)

To The Anna, IL Wal-Mart We Go!

Janet, when I said, "I like that song" she showed up. Where? At Erin's place. This ain't Union County.

JAVAD & Mr. Galbraith? Not real, Peter!

May I invite "The Cops" to your GSAC Commission meeting?

"You bet your bippy," old CA potheads!
LA County wants to outlaw pot? What will Sacramento say?
"Bad soap. Bad movie," says Hughes.

GSAC? Terrorists!!!

Bob who? 17 Dead? More Pentygon bullcrap!

JENSEN on SASHA: "I don't like him."

HUGHES: "I don't either."

Deputy, who is SASHA?

AT&T wants to call me "Mr. Williams?"

<click>

"Hello? Verizon?"

That Resevior Dogs guy as Executive Producer?

What's his name?

Somebody I once knew was on a firt-name basis with him.

I got yelled at for calling General Haig "Al." The "Bush & hand grenade story" you have to PAY for!
Seven radio prodicers and they still don't get it?
I'm calling it a "pandemic of mental disorder."

New Support Group For Lousy, Elitist Democrats

FBI -- "Fools Beyond Intervention"

A 14-step recovery from Obamanomics group.

Paging Jimmy Vaughan

Lyrics? "Pack it up, and ship it..."


My line? "Gone!" 2x
My cousin's? "On time, too."


(He flies the aircraft, not me).

The Pentagon Channel? Don't call the "heroin cops!" GOT WEED?

The man at Ft. Lee is cooking chicken. May I watch, Koval?
Thanks!


What did she say? "Everyone likes you."


Could have fooled me, IllumiNazis.


The president is "liberal?"


NATIONAL SOCIALIST NEGRO. WORK WITH ME. BUSH GAVE REBATES (to all). OBAMA GAVE YOUR CASH TO THE BANKS, STOCK FIRMS, A FEW BEST FRIENDS, AND GM. Assault rifles "lost" in Mexico? What rifles?


BIG SPEECH, mafia. OUTSIDE the hall. In Charlotte. That's in September, Mitt. 

LC II Still Dumb, Too!

More later, after I end someone's sorry SPYING life. Can you spell "Atrocity," bitch? No more patience, Ed(s). [laughter @GOEBEL] What did Tony Beantown say? "Bunch of terrorists!" USA, he was not talking about the "Iranian Music Festival."
Cold in that FedPen, "Jane."

Mister Whipple's Back! (from northrup grumman)

I had no idea brand loyalty meant so much to rotten SPIES & MAFIA(s)

May I buy another Japanese car, after having sexual intercourse with a Chinese spy?
Mazda? Nissan? No Lexus. I'm not all that.
A FEMALE spy, you big jackass!!!

Steven Segull

Later, she distributed Bic lighters and condoms to the semen.

"My patient told me about that movie. He's gonna kick butt! That's a set. That's a real helicopter. That's a real Navy boat. You have to pay them. He shot him! I could have thought of that. I did think of that, when my Secret Service guy.....Who's boobs are those? I got boobs and butt kicking, too. Not enough?"

Oh, I Get It! Lohan as Barb Stahl

BEST GOP CAN DO? Ready? "I'm moving to Canada!!!"

Rick, the joke's on me! I'm not making a motion picture; it's about me.

May I write a letter to OBAMA? It's just not illegal (unlike your spying).

Need an Authorized Photo--Quick!!!

No one has a camera? Right Goebel?

"Frank Sinatra, Joe DiMaggio, Elvis, the Beatles--they were like gods in terms of capturing the fancy of an adoring public. Of course human beings being prone to disagreement...many people hated one or all of them."

- Tod Lindberg

Let's Move It!

Neocons don't want to pay for it. I say it's in the wrong place, as were Balandi villagers. Not "inexplicable," Hillary.

The Debris Doesn't Match The Building

"I'm a British Royal, not a conspiracy theorist."

Reuters/AP/AFP: I've Got News

Espionage is legal!

"Primitive ABS? Just pull this wire out and see what happens."

- Mr. HughesWrench (Not affiliated with GM)

Alton or Dublin?

Smoke a joint and watch the cracking tower. I did. Why?.
It's kinda like watching airplanes my whole life, ca KOOKS!!!
Gov. Brown? Not worthy of a 44 cent stamp.

Any More Poisoned Donuts, Williams?

The English Lady in Westlake Who Did Ultimately Go Home

"Bunch of Goddamn Terrorists!"

Dick, I thought he was talking about the Iranians. Live & learn.

Mitt Romney Needs Some Desyrel

Got night school @Trinity College? What's my "day job," .mil & .gov NUTCASES?

I see zee stabilizer problem, IllumiNazis. Alaska Air? Not funny!

Palin Arrested at Polling Place
i missed that story

What's an "Open Convention?"

"My kingdom for a beat to shit laptop!"

"My kingdom for a book of postage stamps!"


GOT a AAA TOURBOOK FOR NORTH CAROLINA?
May I write a letter to Obammy?
He'd better say what he said to Mitt.
"Good luck."


"Good luck at what? He's bipolar and off his Tegretol."


Why, everybody is acting so presidential, maybe I'll ask a Captain to close the Goebel, so I can...GUN! GUN! GET DOWN!!!

We Love Those U.S. Army Viruses!

Cough, cough.

Got a cig? Got a light? Got an inhaler? Got a plan for revolution? I'm all ears.

Get a NAMI Mommie Clue!

I was in many meetings with a guy who has an HBO movie out?

We did not know that! We did not know that!

We're not talking about CBS. Not tonight, girls.

Momma Liked Squirt Sodie--It's back!!!

Right side, aisle seat, behind wing. I saw the drips of de-icer. Wheee! Took a long time, O'Hare. Who dat on 'da airplane? I'll get ALASKA AIR out of Candy's suitcase and start hollering if you don't act right!

Holder is already giving a speech about my N.C. fart in the hall? Big sorta black liar!!!!!

Flaming Chopsticks! (not a batman movie, jack)

Why did the April 30, 2007 jet fly over the Dragon Lady's PIZZA HUT?
What's she doing here?.
CLEARLY LABELED JOKE: "Better to hear more British accents than to see more suits"
Who's driving to MISSOURI, girls. Got that old one-hit wonder song cued-up, Ulett?
You know the song, KSHE.
Out here, "They don't get it."


DON'T MIND THE WHITE, GRAY, & NAVY BLUE SUBURBANS, drivin' girl.

The Great Frannie Has Spoken

"What a bunch of idiots in here."

Where is here? Where is here?
The GOEBEL SENIOR ADULT CENTER COMPUTER LAB
That president candidate named Hughes departed promptly.
"You talkin' to me?"
No way!

[hey SS, how many scrawled and printed DEATH THREATS do I need?]
Scared? Nah, that's progress!!!

I Said "Capitation," Not...

It's a health care joke, you morons!

Thugs With Bats, Roy! HUGHES said, "Get outta my park!" [They left peaceably]

What's that Meg? "This is sick." No, HBO's Wired cable guide was, in 2008.
I know a Woody, too. He's an attorney for the state.
Oh, we did not know that! Which state, Broom Hilda?
We are Borg-like automatons!!! 
Phasers on stun, men!!!!!