Be Nice

 

BILL HUGHES is not as "nice" as you mafia boys thought.
Could you buy a light bulb at Auto Zone? Advance Auto Parts?
Could you buy a hubcap at the junkyard?
Could you CreatureBoys on methamphetamine in Zip Code 63111-3128 shut the fuck up?
Hughes likes to eat.
Hughes likes to sleep.
Someday, he'd like to have sexual intercourse.
Hughes is a heterosexual.
Hughes does not watch porn.
Hughes does not go on "dates."
Hughes will clean the tub, girls.
Need more?

HUGHES is capable of flying airplanes.
This is the one to attack North America.
Not today. Maybe not ever.
May I eat something?
May I be allowed to sleep?
These are basic human rights.
May I travel to a refugee camp?
"Just another migrant, Istvan."

 

Not Much Mail, Sailors

If I had heeded Dr. Hood's call to CIA service, Jimmy Carter would have looked better.

2-3 weeks, tops.

"Yes sir, they're all on the fu^king helicopter."

 

 

Did MI-6 ever put Ringo Starr in as Arafat?

See the resemblance? I said that in the 1970's

No one tried to kill me. 

 

Deputy LOPEZ knows I have never been to this library in my entire life.

 

Another ex-GF has "died" with no obituary?

Run, don't walk to Starbucks.

Doing a little spying? (And HACKING this blog, perhaps?)

The National Security Agency will review your purchase.

 

Where did my original go? Where is that f**king car from Texas? 

 

The sheriff said what?

 

Swarms of .mil spies in your retail store? As Wanda said, "Just ignore them." How's the psychologist who shot the place up doing? Nuts or not? He does not think so, soldier. How's my old JAG neighbor doing? War criminal? You bet your 1960's bippy! Trial for murdering soldiers? When? Killing in the USA? Not okay!!!

Where is Fern, Mr. Homeland Insecurity?

Hughes is sure the Pope from Rome will be kept safe.
How about us dissidents?
Soldier Boy kills U.S. Persons in USA.

Hey! Hey! D.O.J.!
Who did you murder today?
Got a legal cabal?
GOT DRONES?
BLUM family locked-up yet?


William 5 

Howard "The Aviator" Did NOT Wear Glasses

Charlie did. Who?

[Howard's busy with Hepburn. Not Charlie? You are?] 

 

Hubble find E.T. yet? Nope.

$ Both 2008 and 2012 are not coincidentally election years. Who won? Not John McCain. Not Mitt Romney.

 

 

 

Yet another inside joke, soldier.

China in your credit card account?

You were drunk, sailor! Sober up!

You don't remember, intoxicated Marine!!

missing military "secrets"?

NOT OUR PROBLEM

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Holly Vicious

Jack

 

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*Movies cost money, and please do not bring a gun, or "The Cops" might feel compelled to shoo...Where is that Handgun Control, Inc website? Read-up on Howard (And James Brady, dude).

BUY - SELL Mafia held up the gas station!

Real estate on Mars? See Richard.

Sports team? Like printing money. Ask Bush.