Sunday, December 22, 2013

PsychoBrewers

Your tax dollars at work sawing a drunk out of his or her vehicle. Mine were taken away, so I can't get any tickets.

I was abducted by froggy e.t.'s, and they took me to Westport Plaza, but it was 1977 and Network was showing at the theater. No? Have another drink on me A-B, and why not make up another legally actionable lie? MOST DANGEROUS DRUG OF ALL = ALCOHOL. I quit in 1989, but now I'm on a dangerous "dry drunk" that could result in being surrounded by Uncle Tom "DooleyCops." Better keep quiet and kowtow to mafia Democrats. Trouble? I've got the city cops on speed dial, baby. (The non-emergency number, dude). 911 is only for "shots fired." Not yet? 

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