My Detention Sites Are Getting Nicer

"Who just vaulted the White House fence?"
"The other one."

True Stories From 1000 Oaks:

WOMAN 

(English accent)

Are you the one in Ventura?

HUGHES

No, I'm the one in Thousand Oaks.

Your terrorist-in-chief quit yet?

Gun Shop Question #3 In the New World

Bad day, daddy-o? What's that 1980's looking thang?

Chris at NASA-Langley is going to show me?

When St.L Co. pigs fly.

Q: "If I shoot out the window at a dirty cop, do I need goggles?"
A: "I'd recommend it."

[They are not very talkative]