Thursday, June 26, 2014

My Detention Sites Are Getting Nicer


"Who just vaulted the White House fence?"
"The other one."

True Stories From 1000 Oaks:


WOMAN 
(English accent)
Are you the one in Ventura?

HUGHES
No, I'm the one in Thousand Oaks.


Your terrorist-in-chief quit yet?

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