The Title Was:
"Bernie
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First, a Manchester New Hampshire
story. I would go to the library when Fascist anti-freedom Fighters would hack
the Wi-Fi at Panera a.k.a. Saint Louis Bread Scraps Company. There, I’d chat
with my kicked out of the Navy buddy, and was allowed on the internet. One day,
I went out on the front steps for a few puffs of a cigar purchased in Concord
at Castro’s Back Room.
A female attractive from the back
and front approached on her fancy cell phone saying, “Oh my God! My roommates
are driving me crazy! I just had to get out of the house, and I came up to the…”
She froze in her tracks, looked directly at me, and yelled, “He’s here! Yes,
right here! Yes! I’m not kidding! He’s right here at the library!” If I had
known then what I know now about spying,
we married, sang stupid 1960’s songs while intoxicated, and have two little
brats by now. Love? Love had nothing to do with it.
However, Hughes is so “righteous,”
as the mother of one of my mental health clients put it, I decided I had surfed
enough net and proceeded to my not really “missing” Ford Focus with the
giveaway HUGHES 2008 bumper-sticker affixed to the rear bumper. Though I was
flipped-off by hostile females with Vermont plates, and all were rude there,
perhaps I’m so cosmopolitan YuppieHip, they thought I was from New York City
looking for real estate. Part of why I’ve been kept at less than half the
federal poverty level in recent years is that evil Feds & Pentagon-based flying
saucer chasing kooks realized in about 1967 I do know how to behave when
wealthy. An evil empire it is.
And now, I’ll just put my e-mail
backlog due to .mil spook generated “Temporary Service Interruption(s)” on the
blog, given nothing is “private” in a technologically over-endowed Military Dictatorship
[Since 1947, dude]. How did it happen? It’s one of the few battles Howard
Hughes lost, and I’ll not be shy in alleging the Watergate scandal can be
conceptualized as merely clumps of raw military-industrial-governmental sewage
that fortuitously floated to the top of your cesspool. Good luck, Sanders. I’d
read RMN
and quote from it like he was Chairman Mao if I were you.
Our Latest Singing Sensation
Girls, I cannot Instagram unless
my camera is recovered
A phone is NOT a camera!
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