Let's ShitCan the President

! @ # $ % ^ & * ( ) _

Why don't you STOP THE OLYMPICS?

Who are you calling on that Russian phone I see too often?

Why? Because that little fucker Putin is paying for both sides of the violence. And don't ask what I'm talking about, BrainJack.

--Obama's at the cookie factory?
--Biden's in Granite City
--You shits sure know where I am.

You Don't Run for the House of Lords

I think I have discovered who my cab driving GF is.

Bio: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
"Ahmadinejad is married and has two sons and a daughter."

Source: Jerusalem Post, 16 May, 2006

"I'll have a shot & killed Supreme, and a one liter Diet Coke"

BORN ON A TUESDAY? WHEN CAN I AFFORD A TUESDAY NIGHT 38 SPECIAL?

"The owner of your favorite restaurant may be tracking your every move—via your smartphone. Not because he’s a snoop, but because he believes knowing when and where you go for entertainment will benefit his business. And how did he pull this caper off? There’s are companys [their dreadful writing, misspelling] out there, that place sensors in businesses within a confined location to track shoppers as they ambulate about town."

"According to a former drone operator for the military’s Joint Special Operations Command (JSOC) who also worked with the NSA, the agency often identifies targets based on controversial metadata analysis and cell-phone tracking technologies. Rather than confirming a target’s identity with operatives or informants on the ground, the CIA or the U.S. military then orders a strike based on the activity and location of the mobile phone a person is believed to be using."
 
Top secret sources?
 
As my sunburned, pot bellied, not typically in the field government man on a Thousand Oaks, California parking lot said, "If it's on the internet, it's not classified."

Would it trouble you to reopen this non-investigation?

 
It's THAT airplane taken on 07/05/1985?
The end is near, and we're not in Bible class
10 fucking cameras around the airport, and your terrorist ass just happened to be there. Really? 


Tuesday, 25 July, 2000, 17:56 GMT 18:56 UK 

Witnesses describe Concorde 'fireball'

[Depressing photo was/is here, right Kate?]

Black smoke and flames poured from the plane

Eyewitnesses have described the scenes of utter devastation after an Air France Concorde plane crashed near Paris minutes after taking off from Charles de Gaulle airport. Dave Ingram, from Gloucester, who was in the French capital on business, saw the supersonic jet come down as he emerged from a Hilton Hotel near the airport.


What hotel was that?
Same one Ronald Reagan was shot at.
P. Hilton and I just may live long enough to discuss it.
Jealous?
Why?

"You've got paper postal junk mail, Hughes"

The Clash had it right with that stay or go business. Best deal if I stick around? My competitor has that thar in~ternet on my satellite for $19.99. As the bro-in-law says, "Better read the fine print." I did. Got a cheap car for sale?

To my lousy company and a brief round of Q&A:

Q: How do you know the Charter Communications computer has received your payment?
A: The Bosnian man has driven away with your/their modem.

Cop says?
"You did not pay your bill in full."

Lawyer says?
"I cannot help you."

Charter says?
"You must pay another installation fee."

WB made a decent movie?
I saw the trailer. 
Morgan Freeman character says,
"It's not a revolution, it's an abomination."
As they say in 'T.O.' CA, "You talkin' to me?"

I could have written that, Jewboy.
"HATE SPEECH" or a disconnect over lack of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
Oh, the drama--when I call Twitter-Tweet-Tweet, now that I have a goddamn TELEPHONE. "What is that?," the DroidFace may well ask. 

Meantime, it's not the Secret Service.  
Big clue?
14 tractor-trailer trucks on my street and...
"It says here you ordered some scaffolding and shit."


'HUGHESNAK THE MAGNIFICENT' CAN SEE THE TEAMSTER JACKET. No?

Hey Beav!

"Wally, what do you wanna do after we break up the West Coast terror plot kinda like 9/11?"

" I dunno, Beav" 

Not So Subtle Clues From 23rd St.

I'm allowed to invite people to my purple prison cell and preview World War III.

The Russians had a space shuttle, and I did not know this?

Until April 27, 2013?

BANG-BANG

News Fact: "Their son Freddie and his wife Gracie lived with them, and they operated the family farm. Hughes was able to land the plane in the cornfield, got out and sought the use of a telephone to get help..."

23rd St. Clue: "Put it in the cornfield, Bill."

News Fact: "Betty Waller recalls hearing that Grandpa Homer brought the man in for dinner and that he ate butter beans and rice or whatever was the fare of the day. Bessie always had a table full of good country cooking for whoever was working or visiting on any given day."

23rd St. Clue: "Guess who's coming to dinner!"

#5 Forest Home Ct. Clue: Nobody liked butter beans except Charles E. Hughes.

News Fact: "They overheard the man call Savannah seeking a mechanic to come, bring the parts and get the plane in flying condition. The Helmey family heard Howard Hughes tell the mechanic, when he made the phone call from their dining room, that his name was Howard Hughes...At that time, the name Howard Hughes was not familiar, and they had no idea he was famous or would become so."

Not Psychic St. Louis Bread Co. Clue: Someone I did not know previously said, "Mister Hughes, you are going to be rich and famous." The name? Savannah. Where did she go? It's not called the "Overt Service," kids. The "cosmic" element? My reporter character in HughesScreenplay#8 is named SAVANNAH. I thought the role would be good for Paris Hilton. Will you be jealous when her agent takes my call? Why? And, where is that f--king AT&T telephone man?   

^Where did she go, coppers? News source later, if I survive my errand to the FAMILY DOLLAR.

^Don't ask what I'm buying, please. As both grandma's said, "Curiosity killed the cat."

^ Another plane crash I did not know of? Where's my gun permit? The new name? Bill Smith.  

Country Code 81

TELEPHONE~TELEPHONE~TELEPHONE~TELEPHONE~TELEPHONE

Where is the f__king AT&T man/woman/who.knows.what.it.is?

Hello! YOU CAN'T STOP IT, SOLDIER/SPY/MAFIA

Cops? They resolutely don't care.