Quick!

The, as the "Other Bill" says, "pithy" Problem Statement(s) are:
1. They cannot distinguish fact from fiction.
2. Public versus Private? As the homeless say in "T.O.," "They just don't get it."

I was allowed to read my own screenplay#7. Not torn, wet, or stolen. Murder threats up the wazoo? Purrfestly okay in Cali-fornia. Let's see Mr. Boeing, one engine on fire, one falling apart. The odds, Vegas mobbies? I'll take that $211.25 rent a car. When does hughes start driving? Hughes Lake--just like a damn spy. Later, I'll light a votive candle for Joe Biden. That e-z prayer? "Baby Jesus, help us."