No wonder few dare to write back, save the usual "Homeland" terrorists.
May I use the public telephone?
The suckful AT&T Spi-Fi when paying for my coffee, not hiding in a Westlake alley behind 2755 Starbucks.
Still "CLEAR" on the "Great Cop Computer in the Sky," or did Clayton, MO make up more bullcrap out of thin air? I had no Occupancy Permit." The city clerk must have "lost" it to facilitate my murder that did not happen. How many times?
FUTURE U.S. STARS:
-Andrea 1.0 (2N)
-Sunbather (1N)
-Sarah (1N)
-"Dave the Cop" (1S)
-Angela (1S)
*No 911 St. Rita stories for free, children. You gotta pay!
The "Drop-Down Tab?"
~~Andrea Moves Out
~~Dave on Drug Policy
~~Angela and the Utility Guys
~~Angela's Boyfriend's big gun
~~Sunbather and Tornado Sirens
--and more!--
NAUGHTY & NICE LIST--Not tonight spies!
Gotta write the soldiers an e-mail that might also go to:
--My oil company.
--The LA Fire Department.
--The so lame and corrupt it's unbelieveable Los Angeles Times
--My "5 wave" buddy at the local National Broadcasting Company (NBC) affiliate. I got the bad news about a merger with those creeps at Universal today from an NBC "Stephanie." Do they get all of the not very "inside" jokes? I have no time to explain, kids.
Could the Compulsive Masturbation Man sleep elsewhere?
How about your place, sugar?
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The #10 Downing Street mailbox had better work, goo~gle. Why, CA kook?
Typhoon sighting + English gal at Chevron =
As we said in North Saint Louis County during Watergate 1.0, "Figure it out."
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