Monday, December 11, 2017

Not Fooled by Fire Truck Escorts

How did you put that antenna on top?
Pardon me for knowing what it is NYPD.



08.14.2017


Dear NYFD –

First, let’s talk about hats. In 1984, I attended a Mets game and bought a blue Mets hat. Given I’m from St. Louis, this put me at risk of being called “Pond Scum.” Remember? What I recalled today is, somebody took my Mets hat!

Much later, out in California people gave me hats. They were:

Ben D. gave me a Harley Davidson hat.
A Ralph’s clerk gave me a Ralph’s grocery store hat.
City of Thousand Oaks workers gave me an Ahearn Entertainment hat.
An Iranian president’s daughter gave me a New York Film Academy hat.

Regarding the latter hat, it is fair to speculate on the identity of a stocky blond female who was present and left me headphones and a sandwich in LA’s Union Station Starbucks.

I’m a “conspiracy theorist?” No, I’m looking for Dr. David Prezant. If the good doctor is correct, and we include persons who are NOT first-responders, the death toll for 9/11 is more like 9,000 – 12,000 dead New Yorkers. No? I personally know a woman who lived on Long Island, and does not smoke cigarettes, yet has lung cancer.

You would think that someone would try to calculate this. You would think my book about 9/11, secret detentions, and your don-nothing Congress would be published by now. What’s the problem? My last name. I lie? In November of 2001, an American Airlines jet crashed in your fair city. The webpage on my State of Missouri computer misidentified both the aircraft and the location of the “accident.”

Why is the word accident in quote marks? Why don’t you send me a NYFD ball cap. I would wear it with pride and tell you more about terrorism. Who’s terrorism? Yours.

I’m nuts? No sir, what I want to know is: Who got explosives into the World Trade Center? (Too much fireball, not enough airplane parts left behind). I cannot not name the airline with a captain who agrees with me.

–Bill Hughes


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