I Thought You Were Playing Bingo

"Mister President, get homeless, get a Von's Cart, and let's get it on in National SocialistLand, formerly known as California."

Got a cig?

Got a solid quarter?

Got clean socks?
Got an SUV?
Got HILLARY CLINTON'S cell phone number?
Got a Hollywood agent?
Got some weed?
Got some meth?
Got some LSD?
Got an old MD-11?
"I'll scare the crap out of you when I....." 

"Should I Trust the FBI? You're next on KMOX."