Thursday, February 9, 2012

Mysteries of H-Life

"Deputy, I was talking about the best way to make popcorn. There was nothing sexual about it. And by the way, how the f--- did you hear us?"


"Go-Go Boots mean you're doing well? At what?"

"Hey Mitt, that looks like fun! How many more 'One commercial and I've got the damn job' ideas do I have to come up with? Clinton won't pull out his wallet?" As Dr. Hood said of my having declined CIA work,'That figures.' Want scary details? Who was the CIA Director for that d-cision? GEORGE H.W. BUSH. I said 'No,' and he quit. These are the facts. Porter Goss? Not today, girls."

"One kid is fat, and one is skinny. The mailman? Really? How tacky! What are you waiting for? Find the damn mailman. Fast!"

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