O.T.? More Like Hot & Cold Running Nutcases

"Are you fucking kidding? He had over three thousand dollars in fives and tens, a bag full of crack vials, and a nine millimeter pistol stuffed in his jacket pocket. No doubt a business competitor shot him.

His friends were carrying pistols. They wanted the time to lift his merchandise.

They were all dirtbags. If not for this I would have gotten an hour's sleep."

May I sell some illegal drugs and run for president? I understand they are enormously popular, especially if the customers are wealthy.


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- "Dr. Sanchez," quoted in Mark Brown's Emergency: True Stories From The Nation's ER's, Villard Books/Random House (1996), p. 153-154.