Hey Joe & Fatso! It's already over!

"What does he mean? What does he mean?"

"What do I do now?"

KLOS KUIZ:
1. Who is ahead in the NL Playoffs?
2. Why can't I listen to KSHE, fruitcakes?
3. Why would I bother to return from Ireland?
4. Why do I pre-announce everything to your mind-scanning SpyCreatures? Two slogan/clues for late 2015. What day is it? What time is it?

"Everything you see on Star Trek, we already have!" [For REAL]
~~and~~
"You need a fucking job!"

$50,000 of my own money. Not a penny more. All Democrats are sent home defeated & confused, right Gardner? Right!

Does the Concord, New Hampshire Mariott still serve free brownies? Is there still going to be a fucking idiot across the hall with a big EAR on the door? Do I run a meth still? No, "Ed Tumbleson." Are the single-digit license plate legislators going to watch me smoke a cigar again? How about the Holiday Inn? Where? Frederick, Maryland. When Hughes looks up photos of a slain politician from the Middle East he used to like from college on, what happened, DARPA?

Flying triangles from Air & Space delivered the new crop of Amgen-manufactured NASA female astronauts. We retired to the Premier Inn to pitch condoms out the window in order to be sure that when they reach Galaxy XB-171, the human race will be just as dirty and evil as ever. Later, we...

TORTURE TIME IS OVER

And, it's time to go to C-O-U-R-T with this>>>>>

"Your Honor, I arrived at Union Station in Los Angeles and looked at the clock tower. Keep in mind, they had stolen two watches and my cell phone. Therefore, I had no idea what time it was when a private security guard woke me up. I sat down on the concrete and took a short rest. When I did so, the clock read four ten a.m. After resting for what I'd estimate to be ten minutes, I got up. The clock read two a.m."

Date of anomaly? 10/13/2013
Date of first such event?
May I think?
1985 or 86?

As I often offhandedly say, "This shit ain't new."

More relevant testimony?

"Mister Hughes, did you actually see anyone disappear?"
"Yes, my Air Force neighbor and his wife. Right before my eyes."

ST. RITA AVENUE, kids!
Not the occult.
Not Mr. E.T.
Not witches & warlocks.
Not Hughes on LSD.
Not new. 
Got a CA hit today?
I'd take it.
____________
My favorite?
She raced over the hill. A good mile away.
3,2,1...
Pulled up next to me laughing.
Not so funny today!
Wi-Fi off yet, Obama?
____________

"Your code word is 'water'." 

No, you are full of shit.
Bye!
Deputy, I'm claiming to be an Irish citizen--NOW.
Got an I.D.?
Let's see it, copper.
WHY NOT TURN OFF ANOTHER WATER FOUNTAIN?
SpyCreatures don't need much of it.
The clue from 2009?
"You drinking enough water?"

--HOW TO SPOT A SpyCreature--
- Face is pale white.
- Face is flushed & pink.
- Muscles are rigid.
- Facial expression is fixed.
- They are kicking, or waving at imaginary flies, like a pre-Thorazine schizophrenic.
- They are babbling about numbers.
- They are staring at Bill Hughes. 

No problem!

Over 300 million U.S. these days?

I'll take four.

"KELLY BEATON" & "PAM BLUM"---Handcuffs Now

1001 "Spencer clues," and I'm sleeping in the Garcetti mafia's LA streets, unhoused for how long?

NOT DEAD. GET REAL ! [She "died" during the only hour of TV I watched? Nuts !]
"What color is her hair? What color is her doggie? What color is her car?"
Shhhhhhhhhh!!!

MR. JOHN LENNON ON A TEETER-TOTTER?
WHERE ARE MY MY PHOTOS, MR. OBAMA?

You are risking:

Gang War
Civil War
World War III

I'm effectively no longer a U.S. Citizen. Arrests? When?
Who's handwriting scrawled the name of someone involved in the Lennon conspiracy?
I know right where it is.

My Typhoon, please.

Say Again, Please

"I know how to spell Hughes."

When the bank president complained to lowly clerk me about a need for an M&I merger with a cig hanging out of his mouth, you'd think I'd get a clue. The "Hippie Goddess Janitor?" We'll leave that for an elevator in the movie along with a lit at Midnight Edward Kennedy office on the capitol square now ruled by evil Republicans. I did not hit the STOP button, however "artistic licence" could depict...

I once had a boss named "Angela." This can be proven in a court of law. Which one? Before or after my not Jesus or John Lennon ass is dead? New RKO Lennon theory? John looks like he's going the way of Warren Zevon in the pic I saw. They killed a far healthier-looking body-double? I did hear awhile back that Mark David's social worker was among the spying throngs wanting to have my butt murdered. I bought her dinner? Ouch!

Like Grandfather, Like Grandson

"Nobody holds a gun to my head."

-- Howard Hughes, Jr. (1957)

Who is dead in Washington? A female? Anybody I know? NOT FUNNY, GARCETTI/BROWN/FEINSTEIN. The big .gov briefing is when?

Oh, it's Hughes, so I get what?

"Your're looking good."
[From the LA County Deputies]

"We're here."
[From my alcoholic Secret Service people]

Not enough! U.K. changed their LA phone number? As Charlie Brown exclaimed, "Good grief!"

I'll be in Starbucks/Union Station until the family research is complete. You cannot effectively "Call the cops." I need to talk to them, but not here.

"In 1998, a gunman burst through a security checkpoint at the Capitol and killed two Capitol Police officers in an exchange of fire that sent tourists and other bystanders diving for cover. The suspect, Russell Eugene Weston Jr., was not charged with a crime because of apparent mental instability."

Copyright © 2013, Reuters

No More Talking in the United States

I no longer believe I was born in the U.S., and no, you cannot see any I.D. or my Birth Certificate. The Saint Louis Archdiocese knows all, and if you try to keep me out of Missouri, your ass is being made good and DEAD. [No, I do not have any "weed." Spending your SSI check? Good! Be sure to claim your bastard child is mentally ill to get another one.] Greedy, corrupt, murdering cops here yet?

Bye!

CLUES FOR CA KOOKS:
--In 1977 Europe, many a Canadian passport was shoved in my face with the line, "This si the best one to have." I said, as a 21 year-old American, "I beg your pardon, I have a nice blue one right here." (Where is my old passport, Sheriff Baca? Headed to a federal prison, or re-election?)
--In 2008, I was tossed out of Canada by five (5) (V) border security officials as witnesses. The line? "Mister Hughes, now don't go buying-up Canada."

My nickname for the Calgary & Edmonton Baker Hughes operations?
"My orphans."

BOTHER ME TODAY AND YOU DIE, REGARDLESS OF UNIFORMS AND TIN BADGES.