FILL-IN THE BLANK: It's the _____ of Beers

Y'all from Saint Louis? Did you ever see Auggie drive the beer wagon? And the guy who nearly had me tip over my government Impala was named who? TIM HUNT is with the Secret Service and has redesigned the Bud Light bottle. Yet more evidence the secret police are into everything. I'm already denying having thought up their new slogan, an act of creativity for which there will be no litigation, unless you think you can sue us, as we are the "in" Bev, who as "Beverly" once again showed that my Secret Service detail has a communal drinking problem.

Yep, I saw their helicopter again yesterday and wisecracked, "Now it's being used for beer runs." It is? What kind of county is this?