Oh Mafia! Illuminati! We're making a list and checking it twice!!!

The Godfather was Paramount? Where is my e-mail from them, Sheriff Baca? I'd like to read it again. My car with the HUGHES 2008 bumper-sticker? Worth a lot of money after I'm dead, right Charlie Beck? Worst cops I've ever seen in this here territory, and by the way, I am not JIM MORRISON or JOHN LENNON, but I probably know who killed them This is Mr. Hughes.

I'M GOING TO KILL EVERY ONE OF YOU--WITH PUBLIC FUNDING OR PRIVATELY? google, YOU WOULD BE WELL-ADVISED TO STOP SCREWING AROUND WITH MY BLOGS. They will be moved to my own server after my lawyers start talking to yours. It won't be pretty. It will all be legal. I came back to this not in USA ShitPit to pay off a $180 fine? Fuck your movies!! Let's starve-out some Jewish producers by blockading LA. Rain, you say? My documents are not getting wet or stolen, weather control birds! 

Ask President Obama why I have to call the U.K. to have a rational conversation.

Mr. DrugThug Needs a "Cranial Ventalation"

"I'm not voting for Hughes. He doesn't even know how my pod works." To borrow from the KABC ratings philosophy, I wouldn't need support from people too stoned to vote unless it's on the Internet, and in that event they'd be stuffing the e-ballot box for my opponent. I need the people who are so old they can't even turn the computer on--and they'll talk about their limo ride to the polls for weeks!!

Let's all sit in Union Station LA and starve to death. Nah, let's start a Civil War! You are going to threaten me in front of the building, Mr. Latino piece of shit? I'll get elected to something and fuck you up bad. First, I'll torture your little brown ass. Then, I'll have your heads blown off. Questions? Refer them to half of the U.S. Justice Department, Central Intelligence Agency, and State Department encamped in downtown Los Angeles. Secret Service? My old joke = "Is anybody on Barock and Michelle?" You don't think so, little worthless shit? I've noticed the quality of the type of person standing or laying over me while "homeless" has gradually improved.  Must be well-dressed tourists who take meth and "tweek" all night.

C'mon motherfucker, shoot my ass right in front of them. You'll have about 15 seconds more to live, I do believe. Lawyers, lawyers, lawyers. I must thank the Great Satan Barack Hussein for creating a "Food Stamp Class" of drifting aimlessly Americans, and at times I could give less than a shit about you, but you are instructive of USA's rapid dumpster dive maybe I can't stop. Perhaps my royal ass does not care about you. Trying baseball, Chevrolet, & apple pie? Sorry, I don't like apple pie, almost wrecked the big boss' new Impala due to that crappy GM suspension, and though famously from St. Louis, I don't give a shit who wins the World Series. [The latter = WARNING, BILL'S ABOUT TO WHACK YOUR ASS AND GET OUT OF JAIL FAST].

Back to Barack and his drone show, it's just a bit more of a dance on the barrister devil's pin to order all mafia types shot & killed right here in the USA. What you idiots don't seem to understand is there is a reason I have no friends and can't get out of LA to save my life. All I know are apparently skilled government killers, and they might chose to kill your ass and get way with it--absent my knowledge of the dirty deed. Call the cops? They resolutely don't care about your scummy ass. "Oh, we did not think that." Better think it now.

Far be it from me to tutor "Dark Side" facts, but I'm trying to help you until the Medical Examiner attempts to find your mafia momma because you are on their slab quite dead. Drugs, drugs, drugs. You sure seem to like them. Sorry, I don't use any. Except, as the 605 Starbucks gang said, holding their Venti cups high, "Caffeine is our drug." Mine, too! That said, look forward to dying privately when I get some capital, or through the use of public funds if I get past a New Hampshire landslide. Why might I go home to the EU? Kinda dangerous wiping mafia off the face of the earth. They love that spying shit too, which is why I have erred in trying to separate you motherfuckers. That's God's job when you are "gone."

What little shit started the real "Drug War" early? Momma probably only gave him one street name. How about a neighborhood expression from "The Loo?" "Eat shit and die." I'll be eating junk food at my Chevron until some cop makes a name plate and pretends to be real. Yes, I figured out a long time ago why the Hughes Aircraft logo looked like CHP's. Today's CHP? Up to their ears in shit. And, who was that crazed Uncle Tom attorney in Florida who thinks a dead fake Secret Service girl's license plate number is unremarkable. Let's see...fake CHP killing a Secret Service impostor.

Makes sense to me. What makes no sense is I'm blogging this, not dictating it to a paralegal. Folks, I'm out of patience for this lawless California crap. Want a big "however?" However, an attractive lass at the local federal court told me she needs shoe repair, and the not Wall Street Journal heard on the street quote from Friday, October 25, 2013 was: "The federal wire failed, so they had to go to a state wire." [I think "they" know who is nearby, though shabbily attired and holding up a Chinatown lamppost too often].

May I kill you all now? Wait for Merkel's O.K.? Whatever.   

The Australian-Gifted Amay's Fortune Cookie

 "Spare change?" In 1971, I already had a job. Oh fibi, where is Emilinda Tolod?

Currently waiting for Judge Stewart's bio to download. Thanks for the Australians [my "problem child"] and their gift of:

--Little Debbie glazed doughnuts.
--Little Debbie Powdered Sugar doughnuts.
--Little Debbie generic Ding Dongs.
--Two fortune cookies.
--Little Debbie Blueberry Muffins (remains unconsumed)

*Did you like my "testing the pipes" this morning?
Notice no cops were called?
Please, pull the plug on my PA.

bh


p.s. The first cookie said? "You should be able to undertake and complete anything."
Scary!

And the second, opened today [10.24.13].
"A sweet surprise awaits you."
Editorial?
She's only "sweet" if she gets my ass out of Los Angeles, California.
I had to inform the Starbucks staff Howard did not invent the airplane?
Nah, Uncle Orville did. In N. Carolina, dude!  

Get the hook! Close the B.O. Show

I for one, am tired of having my life threatened by what I have come to call a "Mafia Democrat." You remind me way too much of my reading on the old Soviet Union, which if I'm ever allowed out of the political pen, I'd allege never really broke-up. I have many maybe only classified answer questions, like, "How could commies have infiltrated NASA?" Taken it over? Golly, that would make me a space program "moderate," I suppose.

My toys in the service of guys who put icepicks in each other's heads? Nazis who prefer to see you suffer rather than kill 'ya quickly? I get the distinct impression others have known for a long time about what I call "Vandenberg shit." Admit you are not me, quick!! 

I AM HUGHES AIRCRAFT
I AM BAKER HUGHES
I AM HUGHES COMMUNICATIONS
I AM HUGHES NETWORK

And, I am tired of saying, "They didn't change my name."

WALTON lost Wal Mart?
COORS lost the brewery?
FORD lost the car company?
GETTY clan broke?
KENNEDY has no library any more?
HILTON was kicked out of his own hotel?

Not likely. So when is the media going to "get it?"
You "SpyCreatures" want all of the information, then I get a lolly pop?
No, you'll get the fully armed TYPHOON, unless you can change.

Why do you hate me on the Internet?
Recent examples would be:
--The Clinton "Bill! Bill!" video.
--The (yet more) Apollo 12 launch audio. [Why are they playing with antennas at about -15 seconds? How do I already know what's wrong? Did I mention I'm Howard's grandson? Listen yourself with better headphones than mine. To what? The Saturn V is 20-30 feet off the ground, and Conrad says, "Got a road map?" meaning, twits, something ain't right. The reply from another Navy nut? "Aw, let's go." As if they had any choice at that point. My poor grandfather is indicating his displeasure with this particular mess by creating some awful funky video. With Richard Nixon present in the rain? Too much! At granny's house, the uncles provided a solid clue by approaching my late dad and saying, "Africa? Charlie they were over Africa!" OFF COURSE--A LOT. My dad, per usual, said nothing, like me today, LA].
--My mentor George McGovern at the 1972 convention. 
--BILL'S blood pressure is up, spies! One Guardian news piece about the drone missile-happy gals at C.I.A. and...? Who came by to chat? A representative from the U.N. Human Rights and Counterterrorism investigators. How am I sure? I changed a Yahoo passcode to his clue. Yipes! I'd not know that without fighting the computer for hours just to see some "white world" news, soldier/cop/spy.

ShitHeads/Potheads/Nutcases, you have zero chance of encountering my dilemma. You've won the first presidential primary by a lot and don't want the job. 

I'M CLOSING YOUR GODDAMN STARBUCKS/UNION STATION IF YOU DON'T ACT LIKE I'M NOT HERE!!!!!

Why am I writing a federal judge to beg for four walls and a roof? It's called "TERRORISM" right in the open, directed against me for how long?

Got some sort of a bomb shelter, MR. & Ms. Extremist? You might need it, because I am the biggest version of the pissed off good guy in human history. See an old movie to appreciate how he lays waste to his enemies.

Mine don't have long to live.

On to, as the ex might say, "Some cathartic Obama-bashing."
YOU DID NOT PICK THE WRONG NEGRO?

I heard one black male down on his luck just yesterday exclaim, "Obama's not doing shit for me!" He's right!! And, we must go on record regarding the unshakable nature of 21-29 year-old SS girls who want to have babies unaffected by some bigger than 9/11 terror event. Hughes tires of the lump in my/his/Bob Dole's throat when they run by and I exclaim "You just won't give it up!" That's not what they are? You LA morons love all that "signaling?" Yesterday's signal was, "Hey Bill, they gave us guns." [Don't tell Mitt Romney].

Ready?

Looks the part. Why not Julian Bond?

Where did my highly political mind get this name? What was not to like here with Vernon Jordan?

And how about one of my favorites, Ron Dellums, who abandoned Mr. Obama before the 2010 midterm elections?

May I discontinue looking like your average schizophrenic who won't show for his Haldol shot? It's $155 away, or a shot away. The one that went through your head, bitch! [And I don't even know who I'm threatening without a court order for an intelligence briefing. YOU won't be there, whoever you are]. The old spy at my Webster Groves Starbucks? Better call 911 if I see that bastard! He and others wanted to know how "it" was going to turn out. As a spook I once loved said often, "What are you talking about?" "It" to me today is looking kind of Edward VIII. You just have to talk "P-word?" Get my ass out of California before I croak, and with an Irish vacation of sufficient length, you can all go to bed early the first Tuesday in November, 2016.

Let's Get a Cop in Starbucks #15062 Two?

"Hi Howard. Oh, I'm doing okay."

No Wi-Fi?
Wi-Fi connects, but does not work?
Above the Hughes computer pay grade.
Patience?
It's all gone.
Fire hose in Starbucks!
The line for amused deputies?
"This place was kinda dirty and needed a good cleaning."
Why do I not get arrested, wet ones?
Google "Bruce Jenkins, Utah" and see what you get, moron.
He's not getting his e-mail, fools.
As wiser bums said in Thousand Oaks, "Hands up!" 
[When lawful--just in case] 
  

Tit for Tat [STARBUCKS Wi-Fi off yet?]

For every one of these, you know what I'd do, don't you?

Ready?

6411 Alamo, 1E, Clayton, MO  63105

Bob's son is where?
Right now, idiot!

--Big BEN and his clock.
--The 1W neighbors had no furniture (That's why my postman misfiles the mail--OFTEN)
--The 2E neighbors and the fire? NOT HERE, Obama .gov RoboPods.
--Bob's son entering unannounced? With a gun, or without, Clayton PD?
--ONION HORTON & MARK? Not illegal, neo-Nazi!
--It's not a museum, it's the guy's HOUSE on our refrigerator door, right BAS?
--The 9/11 snitch 14 year-old in the photo said what?
--I'm enjoying flight video in 2001 and looked at like I'm nuts?
--Signs of nearly forced entry? Who did I call; and can do so again!
--The "pizza box" computer? Where?
--Too many people with the word "Liberty" in their geography. I'm taking that to mean you don't know what the fuck the word means.
--May I call the President of the United States a clever, lying, arrogant, nearly whacked regularly, Oreo, C.I.A. experiment, not liberal at all, neo-Nazi? You just did, Bill!

FIVE YEARS ON FOOD STAMPS? Don't think so, Governor/Emperor Brown. The murder jury is hung no matter what at this point. What is that called, trust fund/SSI brat? A "free shot." The court-appointed shrink hears what, as I'd make so much sense in that orange jumpsuit? Part of the undeniable logic would be, "Dr. XYZ, I am a leader and a 'Type A' Seventies person. Four-plus years with no job? Nothing productive to do but write books and screenplays on speculation? I should have killed the fucker sooner."

MY TYPHOON READY YET?
Not a joke.
Not a game.

As with many people & circumstances, I wonder where the 1977 photo is.

As the Iranians have said, "Makes sense to me."

Not Over?

Today's KLOS Pod Kiddie Klue is...

Jessie Unruh

Let's see. A 25% California drop out rate, but they sure know what a cell phone "dropout" is. I'd say another 50% of high school grads out here know next to nothing, and the other 25%? Headed to a cheap state university to smoke some sorta legal pot all day. The student from China? He & she has already made California a Chinese protectorate. The solution? Not here, as I need to be paid for my political incorrectness. The not Democrat-approved shout? "Free C-17 ride home!" Not today. How about January, 2015?