"Hi Howard. Oh, I'm doing okay."
No Wi-Fi?
Wi-Fi connects, but does not work?
Above the Hughes computer pay grade.
Patience?
It's all gone.
Fire hose in Starbucks!
The line for amused deputies?
"This place was kinda dirty and needed a good cleaning."
Why do I not get arrested, wet ones?
Google "Bruce Jenkins, Utah" and see what you get, moron.
He's not getting his e-mail, fools.
As wiser bums said in Thousand Oaks, "Hands up!"
[When lawful--just in case]
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