Fired!

Almost "hit" turning left out of the Jeff City PANERA? Debra & Jeff are black. May I get the hell out of this prison camp? I'll call the goddamn SS! Why bother, if 'ya get what I mean. TODAY'S LOWLIGHTS: "There's not two of you, is there?* She indicated "No," thank God.

"I got a call from the Secret Service. They acted like assholes."
FOX NEWS COMMENTARY: "Well Wendy, I guess that's why they called Hughes four out of five times."