Round-up The Usual Innocent

Tea Party? Hughes says, "We already had one."

Occupy Wall Street? Hughes says, "That didn't work."

Hughes might say, "Those GOP guys are dorks, and the president is crazy. Let's have a "Shadow Election" on the Internet, and elect me.* Rigged? You bet! I'd sure like to hear it again. What? "Hughes...by a landslide."

"Mister Hughes,. how do you know that might not get you arrested?"
"When there's more damn Secret Service running around me than him."
"Who?"
"Some black guy; I forgot his name."