February
6, 2017
Dear
Stephen -
State
Rep. Stephen Webber elected to lead Missouri Democratic Party
I
see from this Columbia Tribune article you were one of the casualties last
November. Back in the stagflation 1970’s, I was foolish enough to lend people
my car; many fared better than I, and at least one of them ended up on SNL. I
was down in Columbia, MO back then to work for a rock band, and they were on
ABC. When it was time to “party,” I got some sleep.
One
of my many slogans is: “Truth…you all hate it.” So, since the committee is
apparently staffed with some younger people, which I tentatively see as good,
please secretly go to a search engine if you do not know who some of the
politicians who I have been near, met, and actually talked to! Here is a
partial list:
WARREN
HEARNES
OTTO
KERNER
AL
CERVANTES
JOHN
POELKER
ROBERT
YOUNG
ROGER
WILSON
BOB
KASTENMEIER
BILL
PROXMEIER
EUGENE
MCCARTHY
GEORGE
MCGOVERN
CAROLINE
KENNEDY
RICHARD
M. NIXON
GEORGE
W. BUSH
JOHN
KERRY
JOHN
EDWARDS
WILLIAM
F. BUCKLEY
JOHN
ANDERSON
BILL
GARDNER
PETER
UBEROFF
ERIC
GARCETTI
Unlike
when I’m surrounded by thugs in California, I’d like to keep discussion of
Howard Hughes, Jr. to a minimum. However, it is a fact that a Catholic nun in
1967 Bellefontaine Neighbors put a national news magazine on my desk and said, “Billionaire
Howard Hughes is running for president.” The article was about “Hughes for
President” committees that had sprung up. I was the kid who said, “You can’t
buy the office.” Today, I await a bumper-sticker critical of a court case that
said you indeed can.
Did
you read the ridiculous Citizens United
case? I scanned it. As part of the public speaking fees I’m not collecting yet,
I could describe my research into this. Film archives could save a lot of time
for me. How? How about:
A
film clip of Harold Hughes talking.
A
film clip of Howard Hughes talking.
A
film clip of Charles Hughes talking.
What
any reasonable viewer would conclude is that that these three gentlemen are
related. Which one is my dad?
That
is a good question we could discuss before I go obtain the records that would
tell me what every sane family already knows, namely:
Where
was grandpa from?
Where
was grandma from?
The
documents are $13 each over at DSS. Perhaps you could help explain why it took
five years to go get them. I could contribute to this jaunt by explaining why
Chis Koster lost, why Jason Kander lost, why Robin Smith lost, and why Bill
Otto lost.
Here
is an excerpt from one of my e-mail messages to Hillary Clinton’s campaign:
“Never
will I do security work; only for me. My accoster thug was given the scooter,
but what I want to know is; what knocked me down? It may have been the same
technology that may have knocked Secretary Kerry off his bike, and put
Secretary Clinton down for the campaign liability of a head injury. How would I
know? I’ve been punched in the jaw once. By contrast, this unseen force was
directly to my left eye, with no swelling or mark whatsoever. Want to
question this account? Again, get out the polygraph!”
Let
us now all wonder why Howard Hughes sold RKO to General Tire and shortly
thereafter there was a Desilu and Paramount Studios. My legal theory if a
goddamn lawyer ever helped would be that I can’t take Star Trek away from Gene
Roddenberry’s heirs, but to pervert what St. Louis car dealer Johnny Londoff
has long said, “I may own that building and lot.” I’m sure Paramount and I
could work something out in court. It would be fit for a California trial
record to note my late dad kept asking “Why don’t you like the show?” when NBC
finally aired Gene’s “Wagon Train in space” program.
One
to beam up,
Bill
Hughes
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