"Crazed Crusader" Lowers Crime Rates in MetroLA~CRAP~olis

You crazed motherfuckers stole my last bag of food?
"Soldier Boy, are you sure this old shit works?"
"Yes, sir."

5-4-3-2-1-...Bye, Bye Los Angeles.

Perfectly legal when I toss the California delegation and get my Declaration of War.

Out of the Union!
Out of their fucking minds!

CROWN FIRST, PRESIDENT LATER, Harry,

Yo' momma faked her death.