"Pardon me, I'm taking over the world"

Charles and Margaret Hughes went to the Chase Park Plaza--more than once. The Steeplechase Room, the Khorassan Room, the Zodiac Room, and yes, Sammy Davis Jr., Dean Martin, and Frank--my dad said what?--Sinatra were there. I got what? Interrogated by a later caught Secret Service Girl at the Straubs grocery store next door. She said, "Getting laid in Florida, eh?" I looked at her like she was nuts, and said, "Nah, it's not like that." Straubs saved the video? Audio, too? Back in Barack Hussein's D.C.: "Damn, we did not know that!"

New Rexall Reed Reviewed Films by BILL DECKER:

The Rainbow Reject - When an innocent social worker who stands to inherit a f^ck of a lot of money writes a novel about the end of the world, Pentagon evil shits swing into action.

Tubesteaks - A brutally bad RomCom with a twist--the pizza box in the end means something, but only to crazed intelligence agency employees, who are thwarted in their attempt to take over the world by girls with guitars and incompetent soundmen.

Fooled Sam - A St. Louis rock band gets arrested and bailed out by a C.I.A. guy; you can guess the rest.

Immaculate - An inspiring hospital drama featuring a streetwise black girl who is admitted to Malcolm Bliss Mental Health Center 50 times, yet is never shot in the butt with a 10 & 2, or placed in restraints, and ends up selling Bibles for profit at a non-profit organization supported by NAMI scoundrels.

Ask For Time Out - A loony baseball TV producer calls in hijacked terrorist planes to spoil a World Series, but the plan is thwarted when a mild-mannered stadium PA announcer slips out of the booth and "Calls the cops."

We're so glad Hughes is locked-up, because as you can see, he beat on our fish fry oven with a tire iron.

22 - An NFL football player is falsely accused of trying to nuke the Super Bowl when smarmy Tajikistan secret agents switch-out the game ball with a small nuclear weapon.

Dog Walk - Dr. Corn has a mystery on her hands when all of the animals at her veterinary practice who are walked at a certain park disappear--along with the owners.

Demon Hackers - An innocent writer worth a big inheritance discovers that some conspirators cannot distinguish between fact and fiction at the screenplay competition, leading to several murders and an assassination that's anything but fiction.  

Demon Hackers II - Our presidential candidate survives and wins the office.  

10 Dead Whores - Bill Hughes, in this new genre of reality film-making, returns to Hollywood, kills ten actresses, and gets off Scott-free.

ARREST BLUM NOW--THIS IS NOT FUNNY
Now, Obama terrorists, say "Which one?"
I WANT JUSTICE
I AM NOT BEING MURDERED IN THOUSAND OAKS
NO DEALS
NO MORE mafia