Today's Code Word: "Velveeta"

We all have one, right men? All real men have one. What is he talking about? What the fuck is he talking about? I'm talking about the fuzzy, moldy, moist object in the back of the real single man's not working so well refrigerator. [I used to have one--until I did not move to California. Obama resign yet? The resignation letter is to John Kerry, N-word]. Send in a spying creature! Make "it" look like "it" used to be in the military until "it" got addicted to enormously popular drugs. Holder find those "missing" rifles yet? Not yet?

May I write for the Huff-Huff Post?

The headline?

OBAMA ARMING MEXICAN REVOLUTIONARIES: HOUSTON TAKEOVER PLANNED