Wednesday, June 12, 2013

"What are you doing after the revolution?"

And my aide said, "Have you seen Keith lately?" Not funny.

Her name is "Monique?" No, it is not.

"Now goddammit, the guy was bagged in Hong Kong and brought where? Hold on, I gotta pull over and pee. I'm going to Mobil because they hide from me, and don't ask why. And, if you mention I don't have a driver's license one more time, I'll ram one of those motherf^king Suburbans and call Triple-A, where the towing outfit is sometimes kinda mafia."

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