Appropriate for Easter, too!
Lindenwood College, BA, St Charles, MO, 1979
Theatre Major & Literature Minor
Dear Mr. Pipes –
See the attached e-mail to
Ms. Claudia Stedelin, as I continue to battle local critters I call “DrugThugs”
…excuse me, I’m trying to erase any trace of Ms. Lord’s e-mail to nihilist,
elitist, Hollywood scum-buckets in need of drug rehab.
The Ayatollah Hughes will now
climb the Easter prayer tower and call “The Church of the Mushroom Cloud” to solemn
meditation and self-flagellation. Our spiritual leader, much like the Mormons,
has found a golden flash drive in the desert containing indecipherable symbols.
She will speak to these prophesies for all lapsed Catholics and guilty as hell
Jews who wish to worship in peace. Pay no attention to our former Islamic State
converts who patrol the neighborhood.
We shall be operating
tax-free like the Church of Scientology every Saturday morning at 10 a.m.
Praise Abraham!
A.W.C. Hughes
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