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April 14, 2017

Dear Rep. Wessels –

I think you need a law passed on a phenomenon I observed repeatedly in California. The idiot buys a vehicle that looks like a cop car and installs:

ü  A searchlight.

ü  Several antennas

ü  “Moon” style hubcaps.

ü  A “vehicle pusher” on the front of a Crown Victoria.

ü  A computer in the same place as the police.

Why not add a shotgun, which is also legal, however you are just a creepy stalker or drug dealer, not the police. In California, I actually walked up to a guy engaged in what I call “Lot Sitting” in such a vehicle and asked, “Are you a police officer?” He said, “No” and continued his spying.

Like a psychiatrist’s manual called the DSM, I could write the law myself where if you select 3 of the 5 to “add-on” to your car, you get a ticket and a lecture from the “real” cops. Another great Socratic exchange on the Left Coast was:

“Where did you get the cop car?”

“At an auction.”

The guy was 18 years-old and high as a kite. Maybe he thought he was a cop he was so stoned on legal marijuana. Good thing I’m not at Trump’s desk or he would have a draft card by now.

Have a nice day,

William C. Hughes, MSW

Former DMH Central Office MHC I