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December 16, 2014
William Hughes
216 Nagel Avenue
St. Louis, MO 63111
Miss L. Colvin
KSHE 95
401 S. 18th Suite 101
St. Louis, MO 63103
Dear Ms. Elwell:
I turned on your
Polka station and heard a song by a Canadian band named “Rush.” This is a violation
of the new format. However, since I heard your predecessors play a seditious
Cream album in 1967, and later told Tipper Gore to have you all Beatle
“Oblueterated,” a written warning without a deduction from your generous check
will be placed in your permanent file.
On the topic of
Rush, it is true that while in Thousand Oaks, California three people rushed
into the Starbucks at 605 E. Janss Road. A man showed me a photo on a pod and
asked if I knew who the gentleman was. I said, “That’s the guy from Rush.” They
then received my permission to take a photo of me, and rushed out the door. For
the record, he was in a rather sleazy diner and I stated I like the album with
a fire hydrant on the cover the best.
Call “Taryn,” my
wardrobe technician at the Starbucks in question if you do not believe me. She
was caught consorting with people from MGM, and is related to a guy who knew
Howard Hughes well. If Hollywood denials are issued, ask for “Eric,” who will
tell the truth.
William Hughes
p.s. If feebleminded
John U. retires, I could use a job.
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