Killing-Off Pennsylvanians

"When we were in the military, we didn't complain about an intel agency whacking like these crybabies today. What's wrong with them?"

Promising Author Egolf Kills Himself at 33 (Member of Smoketown Six)

Edited on Sun May-15-05 12:51 AM by Placebo Tristan Egolf, a political activist and author whose first novel at age 27 won him comparisons to William Faulkner and John Steinbeck, has died. He was 33. Egolf died May 7 of a self-inflicted gunshot wound in a Lancaster apartment, said G. Gary Kirchner, Lancaster County coroner.

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Sun May-15-05 12:51 AM Response to Reply #2

3. Done!

 

Hughes, Charter Channel Surfer

Be sure to keep it light & sweet like my crude oil as California cops carry the last of your stuff away to a well-fortified dump in defiance of federal court decisions. Yes, Hughes is on record as opposing a Brexit but heartily endorsing the Calexit. (That is if Mother Nature does not get you first with the earthquake and slide into the ocean all sane people have been anxiously awaiting).

Speaking of California, here is a Johnny Carson Howard Hughes joke right before he moved his TV show out there:

“We don’t see much of Howard these days. In fact, when he was born, the nurse held Howard up and said, ’Is that him?’”

Moving right along to those Army helicopters they still use that were made in Texas I’m told, here is a line I did not write, but could have from Walker, Texas Ranger. This was another favorite show long ago that befuddled my left-wing spouse. After our divorce, it was Silk Stalkings with Pamela Anderson, demonstrating again she can’t act, but I for one did not care.

“If we keep talking to psychiatrists and psychics, we’ll end up arresting each other.”   

Will B. Hughes

(NRA Member Since 1956)     

War Crime Crank

Labor unions with pipe bombs?

As enemies say of my famous ancestors:

"That was a long time ago."

Let’s see if the Hughesoise have it right. Russians tend to bomb the civilian population in certain Muslim nations. The C.I.A. tends to fund bombers in certain Muslim nations with that famed satchel full ‘o cash. Now, when innocent people manage to get out of failed states, apparently they will be sent back for more Russian bombardment and C.I.A.-funded “terrorism,” thanks to the likes of Paul Manafort.  

That’s the new version of Washington-Moscow cooperation and détente?

Perhaps we will get lucky if Trump grabbed May’s rump. In that event, the U.K. will surely sound-off about hating people based on religion. I don’t care much for Lutherans; let’s round them up! I’ll sign the order on my White Palace burger box.

Face the Facts

Useless to Hughes

It is a FACT that Harold Hughes may well have been Hubert Humphrey’s running mate in 1968 instead of Ed Muskie. I think if he had been chosen, they would have won over Richard Nixon. We did not have Internet or U-Tube in the 1970’s or 80’s. Therefore, I did not know Harold Hughes sounds and talks like my late dad until recently. They were not related? Yes, they were! So now, like the rest of the morons I talk to; please do not say, “I don’t care.”

Instead, why doesn’t Bill write yet another movie script where Hubert & Harold win? The actor who looks suspiciously like me would holler, “Dad, some Secret Service guys are here!” Get the joke? I think if Hubert served eight years, guess who might have been the nominee in 1976 instead of Jimmy Carter? History tells us Harold Hughes got depressed after his buddy RFK died and founded an institute to help alcoholics.

Useful for diagnosing motel-dweller drug shit

Immaculate Inception

St. Louis Illuminati stand ready to fund a new homeless shelter

 

We all know life begins when two Republicans get drunk at Soulards in St. Louis. If they are the same sex, there will be a problem, not with the girl-girl action, but with your criminal record at the adoption agency. It seems that dad’s cocaine profits could not get some assaults with deadly dildos removed from the REGIS rap sheet.

 

Yes, many, many, GOP women are badass dykes, but will not admit it. The GOP guys need to get out of those Forest Park restrooms and admit they are gay. You had to break off the lock and pay a teenager for sex? Yuk! Please don’t video that and send it to my Facebook page, or I may be forced to call the cops.

 

We all know how Dr. Rick’s treatment program got famous, don’t we Governor Eric? Long ago, a New York publication wondered how a JeffCo B.J. Queen ended up consuming so much of the state budget all by herself. I myself, in yet another stolen manuscript, wrote of the judge who declared a female on male rape to contravene human nature. However, the judge does not go out with women like this Hughes has; and would again if not “trapped” in Shrewsbury.

 

My joke as a state bureaucrat on the B.J. specialist labeled a “predator” by my boss and others was: “If that is now a problem in the trailer park, they need a way bigger unit down there.” Bob Holden heard of this remark and “cut the cord?” With people like that in charge, my Chinese language class cannot be far off. I promise to behave myself at the Great Wall, unlike certain BJC coworkers who would not explain their idleness while guarding Bridgeton site’s Cannon copy machine. Not the same women? Oh yes it was!

Are you traveling to Los Angeles today?

Old Democrat Dudes

 

I started 1/14/2017 with a serious computer crash that could have ended all communication because I am not being threatened on public transport again. I called my computer tech and wondered how you cannot legally break in a home or car, but all motel scum and nearby businesses are free to HACK into my computer constantly. When I suggested that people be arrested like when punks break in a suburban garage, Roger’s comment was, “A lot of people would be out of work.” Not related to Richard J. Hughes? Oh yes I am!   -Bill

 

January 14, 2017

 

 

Gentlemen –

 

As a young man, I knew Senator Harold Hughes had a trucking association of some kind, and so did my late dad. I thought nothing of it. I knew there was a William Hughes in Congress, and was kidded about it. When Charles Edward Hughes said this of Charles Evans Hughes, I knew there would be trouble. The comment on our DNA was: “Maybe you should look into that.”

 

I did, and I am outraged. I should be at the liberal Hollywood woman’s party already joking thusly: “I’m nowhere near as smart as Charles Evans.” Instead I have to run nightmare scenarios like quoting court cases to police who want to take my “stuff” away again. I don’t think the professors at Rutgers or Shilon Anderson understand what it is like to have your life’s work as a writer under threat every single day. My bad joke from California was: “Wet it, break it, and then steal it.”

 

I never dreamed of a governor job, but it seemed to work out well for Richard Hughes and Harold. Prior to my internet access in 1997 via an AT&T land line phone, how would I know that Harold Hughes’ posture and manner of speaking was just like my late dad? And now, nobody cares? I think he’s related to Felix Hughes in Iowa somehow, so I suppose I’m to remain friendly with drug dealers and prostitutes while I research this further.

 

No! I want out of this motel to a safe place, and therefore I need your personal home or cell phone numbers to discuss this. Apparently, when Harold asked Bobby Kennedy for money, RFK said, “When do you want it?” So far, I’ve gotten a reply from a JFK Research Librarian and a personal greeting [Not mass mailed] from the JFK Library Foundation Director. Regarding my letters to Caroline, one of her State Department staff in Tokyo said, “We read all the mail.” This does not pay any bill in Saint Louis Missouri, does it? As a leader in college I said, “Let’s get going.” Not much has changed since 1977 except you can now take office as President of the United States with political no experience required. 

 

Thanks,

 

 

William C. Hughes

 

p s. By the way, I am running out of medicinal products and have no way to pay the phone bill soon, so as Sister Maureen Dennis said in grade school, “Tempis fugit.” Drugs? I take an aspirin for heart health; that is all.

Government Typo(s)

"Please stow your pink hats securely in the overhead compartment"

 

"One cabin window, which was struck by a fragment of the fan assembly, separated from the fuselage and the passenger who was sitting next to that window was forced from the opening and ejected frob the aircraft."

 

NTSB needed a variety of fonts to lie, lie, lie. “Frob" is not in my dictionary, or is it? Mine have been "missing" since June, 2008. Did Charlie Hughes type these? 

Don't believe me, sailor? This is directly from AAR75-02. Look it up on the innernet and wonder with me my why the screenwriter's house was on the other side of the street and way west of where Google depicted it. My driver said, "Must be garbage GPS." The mental health agency is there, or not there? Only Washington University in St. Louis knows for sure, and maybe the Kirkwood Missouri cops do too. They were spotted driving north, thank God. 

"JUUOEMENT" & "JUDOEMENT" - That's how they spelled "Judgment" in File No. 50, dated 04/04/91. What they were trying to say is the flying was "poor" over Merion, PA. Can't quiz the flight crew any more. If they still left that door open, I'd say, "Get enough sleep?" "Been drinking this morning?" "How long have you been with the company?" "Ever been in the military?"

7 dead, 4 injured in that one, SpyGurls.

Let us not discuss what a "Weather Oat" is. Not today.

 

BH



Missouri Mafia

The windup...and the pitch

"It's a movie about some fake cops that prey on weed dealers in states where it is not quite legal yet. For example, in Missouri there are cops with tinted windows, and we all know that Universal can paint up a cop car, so maybe they are not real. They could take the pot and cash and get away with it. Oh, I'm talking about a potential movie, not Saint Louis."

“Governor Hearnes is buried in IOOF Cemetery in Charleston, Missouri along with his daughter, Lynn Cooper Hearnes, who was killed in an auto accident on December 31, 2009.”

One headlight?

No tail lights?

LOUD muffler?

Tilted license plates?

No plates?

Let’s see…Warren increased the number of state police to 750.

Eric the dirty SEAL already cut the budget by 750 million.

“Brother, could you spare a crack rock?”

 “Got weed?”

 “Got a cig?”

“Let me tell you senator, if TWA does anything wrong I get blamed for it, but when TWA does anything right I have nothing to do with it.”

-          Howard R. Hughes, Jr.

“Hughes did it!”

-          Ray Adams, MSW

Must be Chicago Mafia

Down with the Shah!