Schizophrenia, Mafia Type

Given C.I.A. is telling the truth, surely we're all about to die

This Hughes now wonders who is putting the spring on FBI files that slams cases shut before club patrons and air travelers must run for their lives. BBC says you can check-in a gun on your favorite domestic airline, then later pull it out in the airport and kill people? Let’s hear the NRA boob wearing Nunn Bush shoes explain this away. Next, I suppose they will shoot at airplanes from the smoking lounge.

Psychic ATC audio fans may soon hear:

“Southwest six two two…we, uh…we are gonna have to keep it to twelve five with a couple of bullet holes in the windshield.”

“Roger. You’re cleared to push.”

After all the funerals, it’s…

BUSINESS AS USUAL AT THE GUN SHOP

The “gun lobby” knows it was over on 5819 Michigan Avenue where Dr. Brown called me a “schizophrenic,” but I don’t have any symptoms, so let’s see a revised and improved by pill-pushing Washington U. shrinks DSM with the following new DX:

Four of seven must apply:

--Pays rent and bills on time

--Speaks of politics from Texas hills

--Nice to all really old guys

--Allows wayward strumpets to enter residence

--Gives old navy rejects rides

--Asks for Democrat ballot, votes Republican

--Makes friends with Russian girls on Facebook

Schizophrenia, Mafia Type

I meet all 7 criteria, and if you doubt it, call Bill Gardner at:

(603) 271-3242

Calling cops? First, ring-up (314) 469-6644 and discuss your Woody Allen neuroses with Ling-Ling and Ming-Ming. Like the shoes I cannot afford, they are from China.