Monday, January 23, 2017

Government Typo(s)

"Please stow your pink hats securely in the overhead compartment"
 
"One cabin window, which was struck by a fragment of the fan assembly, separated from the fuselage and the passenger who was sitting next to that window was forced from the opening and ejected frob the aircraft."
 
NTSB needed a variety of fonts to lie, lie, lie. “Frob" is not in my dictionary, or is it? Mine have been "missing" since June, 2008. Did Charlie Hughes type these? 
Don't believe me, sailor? This is directly from AAR75-02. Look it up on the innernet and wonder with me my why the screenwriter's house was on the other side of the street and way west of where Google depicted it. My driver said, "Must be garbage GPS." The mental health agency is there, or not there? Only Washington University in St. Louis knows for sure, and maybe the Kirkwood Missouri cops do too. They were spotted driving north, thank God. 
"JUUOEMENT" & "JUDOEMENT" - That's how they spelled "Judgment" in File No. 50, dated 04/04/91. What they were trying to say is the flying was "poor" over Merion, PA. Can't quiz the flight crew any more. If they still left that door open, I'd say, "Get enough sleep?" "Been drinking this morning?" "How long have you been with the company?" "Ever been in the military?"
7 dead, 4 injured in that one, SpyGurls.
Let us not discuss what a "Weather Oat" is. Not today.
 
BH


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