Saturday, February 19, 2011

Aren't Assault Weapons Legal?

Why did Mark "Mafia" Wiliams come running into the restroom as I sliced-up my face with cheap "prison razors?" "Remington" meant shavers wrecked & stolen at the Presbyterian church, not a rifle, but if you want to press the issue, kooks, I'll damn well get an AK-47 and hide it in the shopping cart. Plenty legal, if the cart technically is not. Buddy, it's a Ralph-approved, Sheriff-approved cart, and would you like to argue? Sorry, I gotta lease some Chevrolet Impalas and close I-80 in running for president, as I promised in 2007.I shall fix the hacked background color on Presidents Day. See you later.

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