Wednesday, February 23, 2011

I Said "Airplane," Not "Aircraft"


MARINE ONE: "Is that Air Force One at Three O'Clock?"
REGIONAL CENTER: "Yes, sir."

[ROTOR NOISE]

REGIONAL CENTER: "Sir, may we ask where you are going?"
MARINE ONE: "No, and shut the f--- up."

[ROTOR NOISE]

MARINE ONE: "Hey Marine Boy! Make yourself useful and get [insert world leader name here] on the horn."

Did you grow-up in the 1970's? Yes, it would be different.
Very different.

i do not control line spacing on this site. Do we need to publish my/their "scoop" on RONALD REAGAN'S presumably IBM typewriter? Not yet?

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