Let's be RMN perfectly clear. The president's microphone--unless they changed it because of Hughes--is the SM57, and I am going to use the SM58, pictured above, with a black wire hanging off it in Iowa, just like the <who?> astronaut on that damn ISS who had his sister-in-law shot-up in Arizona. Why did it take me so long to figure out the "connection?" "Incommunicado under the Negro" is my contention, and "Let's go to court!" under Article III of the United States Constitution, instead of constantly questioning where the guy was born.
Don't like Obammy, the Black Ju-Ju demon? Oh, you must be "nuts." No, when they hack one blog, go to the other. How about those SPLC liberals trashing this guy up? He makes sense to me. Yes, now that the official, handwritten, "I need a little help in Iowa" Dear Secret Service letter has been written, the illustrious .illuminati await stealing the image off a photocopy machine, formerly called a "Xerox" machine--that's who invented them, juvenile dimwit.Why was an IBM vice president up at our favorite Starbucks? "Nosey," I suppose, like the oh so in jail Disney stars. Don't worry, they will bond you out like the U.S. Navy Scum Seal selling arms. He was a weapons adviser on a movie? Jesus Christ! May I run for president now?
QUICK PRIMER ON ILLUMINATI EYE TORTURE
BURNING
ITCHING
SWELLING
DRYING
BLURRING
SHARP PAIN
CROSS-EYED
SPARKLING VISUAL EFFECTS
OUTRIGHT HALLUCINATIONS
DO NOT CONSULT YOUR EYE CARE SPECIALIST
As the "Swedish Meatball" said, "They can see through your eyes!"
SO MUCH FOR YOUR FOURTH AMENDMENT
GOD BLESS THE SECOND AMENDMENT!
(if 'ya get what I mean)
BEST LINE BY AN IMPOSTOR SECRET SERVICE MAN:
"You're from Missouri and never shot a gun? That's kinda weird."
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