Wiki Dickie

How about that Wikipedia? RUPERT MURDOCH wants you to pay for lies, whereas on Wiki's they are free, and anybody can go on Soldier Boy's Internet and distort your bio, perhaps. Divorced? Nice job of hacking! No, not nice in the prospective Hughes Administration, where an old fashioned cop car comes, and thanks to West Point Community College, and their Five Star Criminal Justice Program (in only two years!), the policeman (or possibly policegirl), says, "It's your neighbor." We all know the Miranda speech from TV shows, don't "we?"

Do I miss my Ford Focus? Not really, but let us recap the spy-action from 2008. Bowing to me at the Mobil station? Where? Maine? What former president lives there? Overcharged on tolls in New Jersey, waved through the toll booth in Massachusetts? What? Who? I saw the policeman on the way, and...what? Really?

No one, Donkey or pachyderm, could top this one, right? Right! May I practice out back of the Go Bell? Ready? "We will take no questions today."

mafia!
illuminait! 
SHUT THE F--- UP!!! (because soon, I cannot say that Chaucerian word any more, but didn't the vice president get in trouble for that? Did anybody really care? No.)