And Now, More Comedy (Is the paddywagon here yet? Not yet?)

A saint named "bay on?" I had never heard of that one, but when the 'lil .gov man pumped his fist at the Newbury Park Catholic church, I knew what that meant. In 2009, stoogies. He looks to be suffering a lot--like the homeless around here, Elton.

More odd saints? I'm skipping the place I call, "Our Lady of the Black Tee Shirt."

Why be scared of her? Not fearsome, like Hughes.

USPS is to be "publicized," and put under Homeland. Could we talk politics, and not about who fought with who at the LSS "White Trash Dinner?"

Pepper spray ordered? I'll speak to Jill about this! And the one you don't like. Not much.

Not my favorite movie. Not my favorite ex-relative, either. I hear The Help is out. So in jail!!!!!

Not "Laura Duffy" the U.S. Attorney in San Diego. Oh, that Facebook!

Not my new, slick, "one call handles it all" a la Howard Los Angeles attorney. I "confess" to needing a Facebook tutorial of some kind.

That much lampooned, this might be a bona fide attorney, practicing in California, who will also say, "Sorry Mister Hughes, I can't help you." As D.O.J. bufoon Lanny said on 60 Minutes, stay tuned.

10. “You will not permit, condone, or encourage any of the following behavior by patrons of the Goebel Senior Adult Center under your administrative control. Verbal harassment, including unwanted excessively loud speech, especially “chatter” on the topics of “tools”—a reference to Hughes Tool Company, aircraft—a reference to Hughes Aircraft Company, aviation, rockets, defense contracting, or nuclear weapons. Physical attack/assault, striking, poking, kicking, bumping, kicking chairs or tables in use, making sexually suggestive commentary directed at, or spoken in the presence of, the person listed in #1, and all manner of commonly recognized “hate speech.

You will not, as with the First Class letter dated November 15, 2011, delivered by you on November 28, 2011 from the Department of State in New Hampshire, willfully hold mail related to the electoral process (Customary mail delivery time would have found the letter at 1385 E. Janss Road on November 18, 2011). This order does not prevent the restrained person from discharging her responsibilities as the “Recreational Supervisor” at the address in #1.”