Off Yet?

Jill, I fully expect the "Internet Connection" to be off shortly. Could you please stop your already in jail s-p-y-i-n-g and turn it back on before it goes off? I'm so tired of bothering the as good ad fired FBI about it. Toni and I discussed the fact her 70 years of contributions to the Social Security Administration are gone. The "Lock Box" wuz robbed!!! I promised to cut the Senate's health care deal along with the military's precious "Tri Care." She said, "Don't touch the military, they're dying." I replied, "Sometimes." They really don't want a POTUS on the left side of a C-17 flight deck yelling, "Get that stuff in the ass end of this airplane! We're broke! Are you deaf, soldier?"

Steal anything yet?
Is it raining yet?

Exciting security dialog:

Jogging Pass #1

HUGHES

Nice ass on her.

Jogging Pass #2

MR. BRUCE

Nice ass.

Jogging Pass #3

HUGHES

(thinking, as always)

Gray sweats, three passes. What's this 3 shit?

FROM THE PLANS NOT RUN YET DEPT:
1. Call cops.
2. Close Goebel.
3. Put C-----'s shit in the dumpster.
4. Pack cart.
5. Run for president.

THEM: "Where's the weed? Who's got some [insert name of an illegal drug]"
ME: Busy with 14 CFR Part 259 and 49 USC 41712. It's a rush! [but not]

Sir, are you running for President of the United States? If not, I may be forced to "Call the cops."Contrary to your Illuminati and/or mafia delusions, they'll come fast. Very fast.