"It's not safe." And sleeping in a near-stranger's vehicle is? WELCOME TO VENTURA COUNTY

It has begun. J.K. said it, I did not. "They want sex."

How to pick up girls, by D---. "I've got a place in Malibu." If I had shouted, "No you don't, you lousy c---s---er!" Call the cops, call the cops, call the cops. I've long said, "Poor cops," despite my call to Jury Duty.