Thursday, December 8, 2011

Jill, It's a Three-Part Question


1. Got oil money in the family?
2. Are you from Saint Louis?
3. Are you at least from Missouri?


Answer "Key,", sponsored by THQ:
3 answers of "Yes" = NO JAIL.
2 answers of "Yes" = UNDER INVESTIGATION.
1 answer of "Yes" = CALL YOUR ATTORNEY.
0 answers of "Yes" = SO (already) in JAIL!!!

ARE YOU TALKING POLITICS?
ARE YOU TALKING TRANSPORTATION?
HAVE YOU GIVEN ME ANY M-O-N-E-Y LATELY?
No?
Meet "Silent Willie."
Odd it is, but not, Sarah Chasson & Tyler Jones, M.D. that I know many "wild and crazy guys" with no automobile. Did stoned vc deputies like my "If you hit a light pole in Missouri" analogy? As "Darrel, the Great Darrel" said long ago, "If a cop saw you throw trash out your truck window, he might give you a ticket." Go to the trouble of obtaining a COURT ORDER and CA cops still have to see the bad behavior to take any action? As "Bobby, the Legendary Bobby" remarked (more than once), "Welcome to California."

GOBELL QUOTES OF THE DAY 
HUGHES: "Is everybody happy?"
CANDICE: "That has nothing to do with you."*
*If you believe that, all joggers in our CRPD park are on weight reduction programs.
Another Hughes gem, counselor?
"Is that the Kennedy flag? They like to play touch football."
What color is it?
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