Upon departing NH last time (2008), the Concord Monitor called me a "pawn." Jerry, how about "pinball" for California? "They" really do invent code words for the president and other important federales, not you. Jealous? Don't be. You cannot have the Rams back. The Cardinals won the World Series. Ha! Ha! Infantalize. Pathologize. It ain't working.
What was that message in red? From Gooooogle's "Legal Team" perhaps? I got one, too. It's called the Department of Justice. Yeah, the one on the other side of the continent. D.C. Got a credit card that works? I don't. Fly there and go see it, like a tourist. I'm trying to "Occupy the White House." It's called an "election." Right Gardner? Right!
Poor Hermanator. People who like watching me starve to death at an Area on Aging Senior Center--where they serve a nice Federally subsidized lunch I can't eat--have agreed with me that Mr. Cain is "Innocent as slimed." What did I tell the new card-playing table of Mafia girls and FBI "confidential informants?" Just this morning! "Don't let your grandbabies grow up to run for president. Don't let them do it!" Did I mention I already lived in a glass house @ #6 The Byway. Yep, Ray. Been there, done that. Where was the owner? In the Soviet Union, of course. Did they really dissolve that union? Nope. Let's talk politics! Got a dollar? How about a five? "Cosmic kids," how did I know the tall babe right across the street was a you-know-who? Car dealer on one side, coke dealer on the other, and S-P-Y-I-N-G in progress equaled...did I mention the oh so NSASat tapped calls to the ex in...where? GERMANY. Yipes! RoboCaSnifferClue: "Skis." For the record, I said "No." What if? We cannot go back, NuttyMafia. Not that I know of, and I know a lot, because I'm the Hughes, and you are not.
Next incriminating slide, please.
"I heard the news today...DID I MENTION I'M NOT JOHN f***ing LENNON? Dancing by the gas pump? Over so soon? <sniff, sniff>. Could someone please go to the damn grocery store, or give me a generous contribution to run for president, and then, I'll cut-up the Food Stamp/Advantage/CalFresh Card. GOP, don't you want to see the president's face on every EBT card in the land? Welfare. Gotta have it. Yes, "we" do. Ask Bill Clinton. He ended it? Ask Tommy Thompson how that TANF program cheated, er, uh, "worked." [KSHE, may we hear another Progressive Insurance commercial?] Ad time is going fast on the Left Coast, Caroline. Who's a Democrat and running against this black guy? Don't look at me. I'm already too busy ridiculing the F-35 A,B,C etc., until they cancel that piece of crap I've been complaining of since I head about a "Joint" {marijuana?} Strike Fighter. In Aviation Week, you fool! Break into a computer? Not yet. Break in an office? Surely, you have some other Hughes in mind, sir, and I don't mean Charles.
I have a question, Captain. What does, "I need some fresh air" mean at 30,000+ feet? What makes me yell at Mr. Bruce? It is, once more SpongeKen, right there in that darn McGraw-Hill publication. When the airplane is stalling, you may wish to first "disengage the autopilot." Did they really have to publish that, when even I know that. The Germans have figured out that for "short hops" it is wise to forbid autopilot? And why is that? The pilot forgot how to fly? May I run for president now, as I apparently already know how to: a). Make a movie; b). Fly some type of aircraft. President? Howard said, "Sorry, I don't have time." Want the same answer, Ron? Gene?
"Good morning everyone. President Hughes has today suspended SSI payments to the States of Alaska and California, pending an intensive six-month review. The governors of these respective states may wish to continue their share of SSI monies, and our intent is to wrap this up much faster than six months....No, he's not coming out here. On Supplemental Security Income, you don't want him out here. No, you don't. The carpet bombing of Columbia. That's what he's working on today. It continues apace. General Nimrod will now take your questions on our version of the 'War on Drugs'."
Monday, October 31, 2011
Saturday, October 29, 2011
That's A Winner!
In 1964, I think it was Julian Javier who yelled "Mucho dinero!" I hung out at his SUNOCO station, and when the mafia soda/pop machine robbed me of 35 cents, he'd give me a refund. We're not talking about who rightfully owns Sun Oil Co. Not today.
2011?
Tony: "Amazing."
Albert: " Awesome."
Spies, I heard it on ESPN radio. It really happened. How long until a spy says, "Hughes, the Rangers won"?
Getting "cosmic" we are, as the text came way before the pic. McDonnell Douglas Missile Division, General Dynamics, AT&T--they tell me things, but not lately, so shut the f*** up! (LSS bums are trying to get some sleep out here).
Who stole it? Never mind.
He cheated? It was rigged? Don't think so.
It's the big Washington, D.C. "Uh oh" weekend. Enjoy! (And pay no attention to the long-haired man wearing a dirty Harley Davidson hat).
2011?
Tony: "Amazing."
Albert: " Awesome."
Spies, I heard it on ESPN radio. It really happened. How long until a spy says, "Hughes, the Rangers won"?
Getting "cosmic" we are, as the text came way before the pic. McDonnell Douglas Missile Division, General Dynamics, AT&T--they tell me things, but not lately, so shut the f*** up! (LSS bums are trying to get some sleep out here).
Who stole it? Never mind.
He cheated? It was rigged? Don't think so.
It's the big Washington, D.C. "Uh oh" weekend. Enjoy! (And pay no attention to the long-haired man wearing a dirty Harley Davidson hat).
Friday, October 28, 2011
It's All True II
Rx: Take three (iii) tabs for most poisonings.
EXT. GOEBEL - NIGHT
SUPER: "October, 2001"
DEPUTY
Got an I.D.?
WILLIAM
It's in the bag.
DEPUTY
What bag?
WILLIAM
Right over there.
(beat)
WILLIAM (Cont'd)
Should I get it?
DEPUTY
No.
WILLIAM
Do you want to get it?
DEPUTY
No. I'm not going through your bags.
DEPUTY #2
What's your driver's license number?
WILLIAM
It's in the bag.
DEPUTY
What bag?
WILLIAM
Right over there.
(beat)
WILLIAM (Cont'd)
Should I get it?
DEPUTY
No.
WILLIAM
Do you want to get it?
DEPUTY
No. I'm not going through your bags.
DEPUTY #2
What's your driver's license number?
FADE TO:
INT. HOTEL BALLROOM - NIGHT
SUPER: "California Presidential Primary - June, 2011"
*Up to the "FADE TO" really happened. Presidential primaries and whatnot? As my late mother often said, "We shall see what we shall see."
Right heroin-dealing mafias? Right!!!
*Up to the "FADE TO" really happened. Presidential primaries and whatnot? As my late mother often said, "We shall see what we shall see."
Right heroin-dealing mafias? Right!!!
It's All True
INT. HOME DEPOT - DAY
SUPER: "Newbury Park, California - 2008"
WILLIAM
Do you have a bulb for a Mag Light flashlight?
CLERK
What?
WILLIAM
A Mag Light flashlight.
CLERK
What?
WILLIAM
Mag Light. It's a little flashlight.
CLERK
No.
CUT TO:
INT. CRACK HOTEL - NIGHT
Hughes examines the flashlight.
WILLIAM
Hmmm. 'Made in California, USA,' and they don't know what I'm talking about? What's wrong with these people?
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Salt Lake v. Brighton
I will always remember the first warplane I wanted to fly, in order to kill you all. That's what they are for, right Leon? No? Obama is planting Petunias in Afghanistan? Are you kidding? Poppies, you say? Really?
What is a Mormon? What would they have done with my "guesstimate" of 250 million or so 1970 dollars? "Tessla Theme Park?"
TODAY'S STEAK/STAKE HOUSE CLUES:
"I have no idea if there is going to be a tour" [my emphasis]
- Mick Jaggar
"[ ] who appeared in [TERRORIST MOVIE #1] and [CATCH TERRORIST MOVIE WITH T.H.] had a string of drug-related arrests in recent years. He was convicted in 2003 of domestic violence (a ca shocker!) involving his ex-girlfriend...Heidi Fleiss."
- The Ventura County Star, who cares about the date? Not me, Mr. Hughes
{Does Fleiss have a younger sister? Is she in the book? AT&T or Verizon will do, sir}
"I am a pilot, aspiring writer, and the only job I want is...the U.S. Army."
- [Hold on, while I look this idiot's name up]
PILOT? Good!
WRITER? Not smart!
ARMY? Abolished!
MO Fake Cops?
"dark SUV?"
"three incidents?"
2 of 3 incidents involved women?
"Handgun?"
"West Florissant?"
"Church's Chicken?"
"Ski masks?"
O'Toole, I'd think Negroes, and like the president, not too smart.
Did I see Dirtballs in better clothing?
On Wednesday?
Thursday, the VFW magazine arrived.
I, the Hughes, flipped at random to P. 16.
Recognized a guy in Royal Blue.
In the middle of a group photo.
Where were they headed?
Vietnam.
What did the physician from Vietnam say to me in 2004?
"Mister Hughes, you are a very brave man."
I didn't "get it" then.
I do now.
What is a Mormon? What would they have done with my "guesstimate" of 250 million or so 1970 dollars? "Tessla Theme Park?"
TODAY'S STEAK/STAKE HOUSE CLUES:
"I have no idea if there is going to be a tour" [my emphasis]
- Mick Jaggar
"[ ] who appeared in [TERRORIST MOVIE #1] and [CATCH TERRORIST MOVIE WITH T.H.] had a string of drug-related arrests in recent years. He was convicted in 2003 of domestic violence (a ca shocker!) involving his ex-girlfriend...Heidi Fleiss."
- The Ventura County Star, who cares about the date? Not me, Mr. Hughes
{Does Fleiss have a younger sister? Is she in the book? AT&T or Verizon will do, sir}
"I am a pilot, aspiring writer, and the only job I want is...the U.S. Army."
- [Hold on, while I look this idiot's name up]
PILOT? Good!
WRITER? Not smart!
ARMY? Abolished!
MO Fake Cops?
"dark SUV?"
"three incidents?"
2 of 3 incidents involved women?
"Handgun?"
"West Florissant?"
"Church's Chicken?"
"Ski masks?"
O'Toole, I'd think Negroes, and like the president, not too smart.
Did I see Dirtballs in better clothing?
On Wednesday?
Thursday, the VFW magazine arrived.
I, the Hughes, flipped at random to P. 16.
Recognized a guy in Royal Blue.
In the middle of a group photo.
Where were they headed?
Vietnam.
What did the physician from Vietnam say to me in 2004?
"Mister Hughes, you are a very brave man."
I didn't "get it" then.
I do now.
NO "BETSY" ON "TEN TO SEVEN ELEVEN" {10.27.11}?
O.S.I.J.
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Not ever POTUS?
"I'm pleased to announce my acquistion of American Airlines. American Eagle has been sold. New aircraft orders have been cancelled. I've ordered an across-the-board five percent raise for all, and negotiation with all of American's labor unions are in good shape. This is a huge influx of cash, because in my hometown long ago, they built a big runway, and no one came. Everybody left. Like my grandfather, there will be no quality assurance 'secret fliers.' I'm going to be the secret guy on the left up there, and I promise not to fly upside down...unless you are all bucked-in."
GROW UP, RICH KIDS. It's Howard's grandson. It really is.
Homeless? Not really. You want me president?
I might saw California off, and dump it in the ocean, and no fake or real "Secret Service Agents" are going to call. One quick true story, meth/pot/coke heads:
"Once upon a time, I pissed-off a real Secret Service man. It was about the U.S. Capitol cops. Guess who was riding their bikes around when I took the D.C. "awesome" pic? Not the SS, the cops!"
Not real? As Jess said long ago, "Get a life!" and get out of my way.
Goodnight, ca RoboCreeps,
V
GROW UP, RICH KIDS. It's Howard's grandson. It really is.
Homeless? Not really. You want me president?
I might saw California off, and dump it in the ocean, and no fake or real "Secret Service Agents" are going to call. One quick true story, meth/pot/coke heads:
"Once upon a time, I pissed-off a real Secret Service man. It was about the U.S. Capitol cops. Guess who was riding their bikes around when I took the D.C. "awesome" pic? Not the SS, the cops!"
Not real? As Jess said long ago, "Get a life!" and get out of my way.
Goodnight, ca RoboCreeps,
V
steal! steal! steal! My "BOB" is not that Bob: The Minnesota Camel Chronicles
A film by "William Polandsky" so big, he got hit on the head writing it! More than once!
Notes to steal. YOU can write it, North Hollywood nutcase. "Betsy is an actress. Betsy is not an actress." They love the show! Who's driving to NH? Airplane? You mean my Eurofighter is here? The 'lil computer will tell me how to [----] you all, right?
10.26.11
9:13 a.m.
"Debate Rehearsal was rudely interrupted by 'Betsy' and her damn jogging & listening. To what? I said, 'She could be from DISNEY, MGM, SONY, UNIVERSAL, GENERAL DYNAMICS, NORTHRUP GRUMMAN...' get the point? Trouble for you, MR. COUGHER, @8:40 a.m. or so is, she might be all that. Whine, whine, whine--as last night I speculated that the GOP Dwarfs are 'playing it bulletproof' b/c they are 'BRAIN-JACKED.' Oh, but we are so imprtant & Mafia, we want...dream on, stupid. Today I asked, 'Who is Hughes Tool Co.' etc., etc. How about that A[ ] & Boston Lady? Mention XANAX at Coffee Kart, and while I was on the Mr. L[ ] talk show que, yet another AA Group TUES. - E end of GSAC is staring at me for 45 min. dressed in purple sweats with '89' on them and went away ZITTT - the phone went dead, thank God. I'm more conservative than y'all think, but not like that. RICK PERRY is God Almighty? Flat tax? No. Private SSA? No. VAT? No. National Sales Tax? No. Herminator 999 = Oh so nuts! 'What was it like running Burger King?' At least Jill might laugh. Back to #9, I might jot some notes on my intellectual property--dump strange ending--old Mr. Beard IBM Mainframe opens the door to 'the hole.' VP sends troops who look stupid as door opens & the not S[ ] S[ ] POTUS staggers out, and of course magic .mil cameras are on him as VP says, 'No hocus pocus tonight. Who's in charge around here?' Non-S[ ] says, barely standing, 'I am.' NOT LIKE AF-1, BUT SORTA. Mandatory sex scene>>>Cuban with gun. 30 y/o. EVA's still got it going on @60. She gets gun, beats his ass. It's mandatory. In a.m. she shoots over the little prick's head and first says, 'If this were a spy movie, your ass would be dead.' BANG. Another famous hole in the wall? 'Put your pants on, you little shit,' with literal smoking gun. And, down the elevator she goes, with a nervous gay hotel employee jabbering (B--- W----? In my movie?)
Credit roll? All ME. Lights & stuff. Mafia unions. Fat guys everywhere.
"Are 'ya back from break yet, assholes?"
"Did I just sign for explosives? Is there a lawyer on the set?"
"Who the hell is Tom Kisker? Eight oh five Area Code? Hang-up on him."
"Why is American Airlines calling? Oh, that's right, I bought the airline."
"And you do what here, missy? Did we frisk this one?"
"You all got drunk last night? Again? Take thirty! I got more money!"
"Hey costume girl! Do I look like Orson Welles? Could 'ya hurry up?"
"The president is here? Tell that f***er to go away! We're trying to mke a g**damn movie!"
"Where are the big money actors? Snorting something? Shooting something? Better not!"
"Who are you? Refresh my memory."
"Call the mental health police! Beter yet, f*** all of you. Back here tomorow. Be sure to be good and f***ing late!"
"Yes, I drink too much coffee. And yes, I'm about to kill your overpaid ass!"
"Is that steam tray poisoned? I'm feeling a little Howard today."
Caroline Kennedy was 'Jackie' at that hell hole? No, she wasn't. Where do you people get this shit?"
"Devices! I see devices! Get those people out of here!"
"What? Don't backtalk me, asshole. I saw a f***ing Blackberry in 1993. Explain that, smarty pants. Are they 'gone' yet? Not that kind of gone. Oh, these mafias!"
"Where's editor girl? Put a pot of coffee on. I'm feeling mighty creative tonight. No, send the good-looking one. Do I look nuts?"
<<how long is this epic? Fooled you! Is NC burning? Not yet?>>
Credit roll? All ME. Lights & stuff. Mafia unions. Fat guys everywhere.
"Are 'ya back from break yet, assholes?"
"Did I just sign for explosives? Is there a lawyer on the set?"
"Who the hell is Tom Kisker? Eight oh five Area Code? Hang-up on him."
"Why is American Airlines calling? Oh, that's right, I bought the airline."
"And you do what here, missy? Did we frisk this one?"
"You all got drunk last night? Again? Take thirty! I got more money!"
"Hey costume girl! Do I look like Orson Welles? Could 'ya hurry up?"
"The president is here? Tell that f***er to go away! We're trying to mke a g**damn movie!"
"Where are the big money actors? Snorting something? Shooting something? Better not!"
"Who are you? Refresh my memory."
"Call the mental health police! Beter yet, f*** all of you. Back here tomorow. Be sure to be good and f***ing late!"
"Yes, I drink too much coffee. And yes, I'm about to kill your overpaid ass!"
"Is that steam tray poisoned? I'm feeling a little Howard today."
Caroline Kennedy was 'Jackie' at that hell hole? No, she wasn't. Where do you people get this shit?"
"Devices! I see devices! Get those people out of here!"
"What? Don't backtalk me, asshole. I saw a f***ing Blackberry in 1993. Explain that, smarty pants. Are they 'gone' yet? Not that kind of gone. Oh, these mafias!"
"Where's editor girl? Put a pot of coffee on. I'm feeling mighty creative tonight. No, send the good-looking one. Do I look nuts?"
<<how long is this epic? Fooled you! Is NC burning? Not yet?>>
Not Bankrupt Soon? How About Later?
Monte Hall Time! I retire from Democrat politics, and...nah. F*** you, O-man. Excuse me, I meant U-man. I meant.....O-rings. Did Reagan really die? I think so [NASA joke, son].
Did I almost forget the Saint Louis, MO skyline--such as it is--from the new ballyard I've not been in...yet?
Don't like my "frank" or Frank, Frank, Frank [which goddamn "Frank" do you stooopid spies mean?] approach to RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT? I've got a new idea, besides excoriating the F-35-dash anything. DADDY, I'M GLAD I DID NOT BUY GENERAL MOTORS. In a similar manner, I am so f***ing happy I did not buy those traitors at TIME WARNER. In league with filthy GERMANS, they are. NSA knows, in 1989 I said, "Watch out for one Germany." Bullfeathers! Is that okay, Churchlady?
No grownup politics for William? No movies? Okay. I got money I got jet fuel, so fasten your seatbelts. It's "Captain Williams." Not terribly original: See "Charles Howard."
"This is Captain Williams. I am so terribly sorry your paperwork, cell phones, cloud computers, and various devices have benn sucked out the window near, uh, seat 33B. We will be in Dayton, Ohio in about twelve minutes. Don't worry about a thing."
"This is Captain Williams. I am aware, uh, painfully so, of the smoke emitting from our left engine. I'd rather not be in Armarillo, Texas either...stand by. However, we will be there in, uh, about six minutes. Do not pay any attention to all of the fire equipment. This is routine."
"This is Captain Williams. Yes, we are circling. As to why this is ocurring over the, uh, Scottsdale area...I do not know. Are you late for your meeting yet? Pardon me, while I shout at the tower. And...I have exactly one hour and ten minutes...late. So sorry about that."
"Excuse me. This is Captain Williams. That loud noise was indeed another airplane. He or she was way too close to our aircraft. Do not call your attorney before I call mine, and under no circumstances tell my company I said that. Holy cow! That was really close!"
"This is a long route! And you are not to bump on the door! Captain Williams here...again. And, if you'd like to be eaten by sharks, this could be arranged, because that is not the Hudson River down there. How many under arrest? People...passengers, if the Sky Marshal runs out of plastic handcuffs, I'll be forced to...stand by."
TO THE MORE EXPERIENCED HAND ABOARD: "Will this f***ing jet come out of this dive?" He/she may yell, "Hughes, I don't know!" I may shout, "Alright. We're gonna find out right now!"
LATER, HUGHES ADRRESSES THE SPAM IN PERSON:
"What the hell did you people do to my airplane? Puking? Defication aboard my airplane? Disgusting! What is wrong with you ninnies? Put all of that overhead crap back in the compartments right now! Move it! Lawsuit? Are you nuts? That was some badass Clear Air Turbulence. You stiffs are lucky to be alive. And this is the thanks I get? Flight attendants crying? That's the last time you fly with me, and we'll discuss your performance later! Good God, I should have run against...what was his name? That black one-term guy."
CLUNK. [That the door, morons, and if you come up there, YOU GO TO JAIL, unlike HEROIN DEALERS IN THOUSAND OAKS, CALIFORNIA.
The Star, October 20, 2011:
"AMERICAN AIRLINES: Carrier looks for a lift"
Experts stress [duh] controlling costs, improving service [duh 2x]
DALLAS -
I'm kinda busy runing for president with no money, so as with the thirteen publications that published me before I was conscripted into USA's not-so-secret Civil War, here are some social work "keywords" applied to BUSINESS.
"fallen 66 percent"
"as investors worry"
"$5 billion in cash" [not for long, dummies]
"loss of more than 12 billion since 2001" [now you're getting into "Hughesian numbers"]
"labor costs are 600 million a year more thanother airlines" [what was that Summer of 77 loan amount?]
"other airlines dumped pensions" [not right, and I'd own the airline, kids]
"American's unions hotly dispute AMR's figure" [is 'duh' getting redundant yet? not yet?]
"American wants pilots to fly more hours per month" [cough, cough = cops, cops, & more cops]
""American Eagle...cancels a large number of flights" [as spies say,"Tell me something I don't already know"]
"middle of the pack and falling"
"Internet service and power outlets" [don't have that? Wow! Paranoid about your avionics, Capt. Ken?]
"reducing fuel and maintenace costs" [brilliant minds at work!!!]
"those planes don't begin to arrive until 2013" [what planes? Think TWA, baby!]
"whose ideas includ[ed] frequent flier rewards and baggage fees" [assault rifles are legal...ask Elton]
"Lately American's creativity seems to have run dry." [new end to hughesscreenplay#9! steal it!]
"flights to Helsinki" [war crime trials?]
"Fuel spending jumped...to 2.3 billion, easily topping wages and benefis as the biggest expense."
[PARDON ME, WHILE I CHECK MY BAKER HUGHES e-mail]
What's that address in Houston? Please call the cops.
"This is Mister Hughes, the founder's great-grandson."
Did I almost forget the Saint Louis, MO skyline--such as it is--from the new ballyard I've not been in...yet?
Don't like my "frank" or Frank, Frank, Frank [which goddamn "Frank" do you stooopid spies mean?] approach to RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT? I've got a new idea, besides excoriating the F-35-dash anything. DADDY, I'M GLAD I DID NOT BUY GENERAL MOTORS. In a similar manner, I am so f***ing happy I did not buy those traitors at TIME WARNER. In league with filthy GERMANS, they are. NSA knows, in 1989 I said, "Watch out for one Germany." Bullfeathers! Is that okay, Churchlady?
No grownup politics for William? No movies? Okay. I got money I got jet fuel, so fasten your seatbelts. It's "Captain Williams." Not terribly original: See "Charles Howard."
"This is Captain Williams. I am so terribly sorry your paperwork, cell phones, cloud computers, and various devices have benn sucked out the window near, uh, seat 33B. We will be in Dayton, Ohio in about twelve minutes. Don't worry about a thing."
"This is Captain Williams. I am aware, uh, painfully so, of the smoke emitting from our left engine. I'd rather not be in Armarillo, Texas either...stand by. However, we will be there in, uh, about six minutes. Do not pay any attention to all of the fire equipment. This is routine."
"This is Captain Williams. Yes, we are circling. As to why this is ocurring over the, uh, Scottsdale area...I do not know. Are you late for your meeting yet? Pardon me, while I shout at the tower. And...I have exactly one hour and ten minutes...late. So sorry about that."
"Excuse me. This is Captain Williams. That loud noise was indeed another airplane. He or she was way too close to our aircraft. Do not call your attorney before I call mine, and under no circumstances tell my company I said that. Holy cow! That was really close!"
"This is a long route! And you are not to bump on the door! Captain Williams here...again. And, if you'd like to be eaten by sharks, this could be arranged, because that is not the Hudson River down there. How many under arrest? People...passengers, if the Sky Marshal runs out of plastic handcuffs, I'll be forced to...stand by."
TO THE MORE EXPERIENCED HAND ABOARD: "Will this f***ing jet come out of this dive?" He/she may yell, "Hughes, I don't know!" I may shout, "Alright. We're gonna find out right now!"
LATER, HUGHES ADRRESSES THE SPAM IN PERSON:
"What the hell did you people do to my airplane? Puking? Defication aboard my airplane? Disgusting! What is wrong with you ninnies? Put all of that overhead crap back in the compartments right now! Move it! Lawsuit? Are you nuts? That was some badass Clear Air Turbulence. You stiffs are lucky to be alive. And this is the thanks I get? Flight attendants crying? That's the last time you fly with me, and we'll discuss your performance later! Good God, I should have run against...what was his name? That black one-term guy."
CLUNK. [That the door, morons, and if you come up there, YOU GO TO JAIL, unlike HEROIN DEALERS IN THOUSAND OAKS, CALIFORNIA.
The Star, October 20, 2011:
"AMERICAN AIRLINES: Carrier looks for a lift"
Experts stress [duh] controlling costs, improving service [duh 2x]
DALLAS -
I'm kinda busy runing for president with no money, so as with the thirteen publications that published me before I was conscripted into USA's not-so-secret Civil War, here are some social work "keywords" applied to BUSINESS.
"fallen 66 percent"
"as investors worry"
"$5 billion in cash" [not for long, dummies]
"loss of more than 12 billion since 2001" [now you're getting into "Hughesian numbers"]
"labor costs are 600 million a year more thanother airlines" [what was that Summer of 77 loan amount?]
"other airlines dumped pensions" [not right, and I'd own the airline, kids]
"American's unions hotly dispute AMR's figure" [is 'duh' getting redundant yet? not yet?]
"American wants pilots to fly more hours per month" [cough, cough = cops, cops, & more cops]
""American Eagle...cancels a large number of flights" [as spies say,"Tell me something I don't already know"]
"middle of the pack and falling"
"Internet service and power outlets" [don't have that? Wow! Paranoid about your avionics, Capt. Ken?]
"reducing fuel and maintenace costs" [brilliant minds at work!!!]
"those planes don't begin to arrive until 2013" [what planes? Think TWA, baby!]
"whose ideas includ[ed] frequent flier rewards and baggage fees" [assault rifles are legal...ask Elton]
"Lately American's creativity seems to have run dry." [new end to hughesscreenplay#9! steal it!]
"flights to Helsinki" [war crime trials?]
"Fuel spending jumped...to 2.3 billion, easily topping wages and benefis as the biggest expense."
[PARDON ME, WHILE I CHECK MY BAKER HUGHES e-mail]
What's that address in Houston? Please call the cops.
"This is Mister Hughes, the founder's great-grandson."
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
I Almost Got It! (B-o-e-h-n-e-r)
I was in that hallway FOUR YEARS AGO. Deny this fact, and get punched in the nose! Did you say, "Call the cops?" YOU are getting a mug shot, not me! NEWLY ALLEGED FACTS:
He said, "Was that a 'private cop'?" I said, "No, I think it was a real deputy." Got any new warrants out on you, moron? Started a fight at the homeless dinner, did you? Drunk again, are you? Do I care? No!!! PROBABLE FACT #2: When I looked around the corner this a.m., and a female was tying her running shoe, again it is not Michael Jackson fans running around the park listening to devices, and you just might be headed to prison for a long, long, time.
Why did I "google" the search term "atomic hoody" and got this, Dougie--my #1 does not ever get a clue STALKER? What did you show the fake deputy, Doug? A little fake narc "Get out of jail card?" Bye-bye; and it's your "friends" putting you away for good, not me.
On to the defense/defence business at hand. How dare he read those Aviation Week mags from who? UNITED AIRLINES. And, Hughes is a "drug counselor?" Got no license, so I can be more or less likely sued, "Leslie?"
GOEBEL SENIOR ADULT CENTER -- Ten Million Dollar Lawsuit, Ron.
LUTHERAN SOCIAL SERVICES (LSS) -- Hughes will let you "slide" on a Five Million civil "rap," because you just won't stop sending-in kooks, drunks, drug addicts, hackers, and generalized SOCIOPATHS.
What do I really want to do with my trillions, boys? BUILD A CHAIN OF PRIVATE (very private) MENTAL HOSPITALS IN CALIFORNIA. I know how to {{[desing] = "de-sing?" Where's Kenny? Who's running up to Ralph's for "provisions?"}} The text read: "I know how to design them." Alas! I know whow to run them, and how! Right "Linda Parks?" Right! Linda, did your staff come out of that Thousabnd Oaks Boulevard office and stare at me like robots in 2009? Sure did! Let's talk about it while there is still time. Gotta get to NH, ma'am.
Moving to national politics, wait until the proper committeee chairpersons get my "Way too many F-35 articles in my 100% free Aviation Week magazines from October, 2011" blasts of hot air. What did Ms. Jensen say? "I'll warn you." (About taking another g**damn defense or electronics magazine from that freaking--is "freaking" O.K. for the news?--table at the Goebel). MORE FACTS: I did interview for a job at McGraw Hill long ago. They do, in fact, publish Aviation Week. This means you are screwed. Why? What was their 1980's assessment of me? "Hughes, you cut right through the bullshit." Has anything changed, sir? No. And, I read in you-know-what magazine that big-shots may say "screwed" at the Press Club in Washington. BTW, Who is getting screwed on trying to blame me for your HEROIN DEALING? Gotta go!
Obama, so can I!!!!! (No, I did not mean sell drugs with the "Afghan Gang," even though I went to college with one of their Royals. I meant I may legally say, perhaps, "Screw the president's economic snake oil" at the Press Club. Me? A real liberal? Doing "T-party" heavy lifting? Outrageous!
Who's driving to NH, mafia(s)?
You want me hollering in the NV caucus casino? Think it over, fellahs.
"Gambling! It must be made illegal! Drugs! Money laundering! Increasing bankruptcies! I'm not ever buying a damn gambling house like grandpa! The kids have no shoes! Prostitution! (see 'ya later, girls...wink...wink)
*Hey Marine Boy! That excuse for a "cockpit" sure looks scary, and I don't fly anything. How many have dunked in the water? Be honest now, soldier!!! GLUG, GLUG, GLUG--there goes 143 million. Hey buddy, I'll build you some avionics for an old, slightly used Tornado with low miles. Real cheap! Inquire @GSAC.
He said, "Was that a 'private cop'?" I said, "No, I think it was a real deputy." Got any new warrants out on you, moron? Started a fight at the homeless dinner, did you? Drunk again, are you? Do I care? No!!! PROBABLE FACT #2: When I looked around the corner this a.m., and a female was tying her running shoe, again it is not Michael Jackson fans running around the park listening to devices, and you just might be headed to prison for a long, long, time.
Why did I "google" the search term "atomic hoody" and got this, Dougie--my #1 does not ever get a clue STALKER? What did you show the fake deputy, Doug? A little fake narc "Get out of jail card?" Bye-bye; and it's your "friends" putting you away for good, not me.
On to the defense/defence business at hand. How dare he read those Aviation Week mags from who? UNITED AIRLINES. And, Hughes is a "drug counselor?" Got no license, so I can be more or less likely sued, "Leslie?"
GOEBEL SENIOR ADULT CENTER -- Ten Million Dollar Lawsuit, Ron.
LUTHERAN SOCIAL SERVICES (LSS) -- Hughes will let you "slide" on a Five Million civil "rap," because you just won't stop sending-in kooks, drunks, drug addicts, hackers, and generalized SOCIOPATHS.
What do I really want to do with my trillions, boys? BUILD A CHAIN OF PRIVATE (very private) MENTAL HOSPITALS IN CALIFORNIA. I know how to {{[desing] = "de-sing?" Where's Kenny? Who's running up to Ralph's for "provisions?"}} The text read: "I know how to design them." Alas! I know whow to run them, and how! Right "Linda Parks?" Right! Linda, did your staff come out of that Thousabnd Oaks Boulevard office and stare at me like robots in 2009? Sure did! Let's talk about it while there is still time. Gotta get to NH, ma'am.
Moving to national politics, wait until the proper committeee chairpersons get my "Way too many F-35 articles in my 100% free Aviation Week magazines from October, 2011" blasts of hot air. What did Ms. Jensen say? "I'll warn you." (About taking another g**damn defense or electronics magazine from that freaking--is "freaking" O.K. for the news?--table at the Goebel). MORE FACTS: I did interview for a job at McGraw Hill long ago. They do, in fact, publish Aviation Week. This means you are screwed. Why? What was their 1980's assessment of me? "Hughes, you cut right through the bullshit." Has anything changed, sir? No. And, I read in you-know-what magazine that big-shots may say "screwed" at the Press Club in Washington. BTW, Who is getting screwed on trying to blame me for your HEROIN DEALING? Gotta go!
Obama, so can I!!!!! (No, I did not mean sell drugs with the "Afghan Gang," even though I went to college with one of their Royals. I meant I may legally say, perhaps, "Screw the president's economic snake oil" at the Press Club. Me? A real liberal? Doing "T-party" heavy lifting? Outrageous!
Who's driving to NH, mafia(s)?
You want me hollering in the NV caucus casino? Think it over, fellahs.
"Gambling! It must be made illegal! Drugs! Money laundering! Increasing bankruptcies! I'm not ever buying a damn gambling house like grandpa! The kids have no shoes! Prostitution! (see 'ya later, girls...wink...wink)
*Hey Marine Boy! That excuse for a "cockpit" sure looks scary, and I don't fly anything. How many have dunked in the water? Be honest now, soldier!!! GLUG, GLUG, GLUG--there goes 143 million. Hey buddy, I'll build you some avionics for an old, slightly used Tornado with low miles. Real cheap! Inquire @GSAC.
Monday, October 24, 2011
Mailwoman!!!!
Is that enough? Get a clue, extremist. They will read it. They will do something about this. Don't act "spy deaf," please. NEW POLICY: "Claim you're a Royal, act like a Royal." [Which does include hollering for blood every now & then] Who's running for president around here? Not you, moron.
Will Aviation Week allow me (yes, that Hughes) on their web log? We shall see. A "taste" of the scathing indictment:
"As for the French increasing their defence budget by 500 million Euros and purchasing two Falcon 2000LX business jets; this is beneath comment by anyone named "Hughes." Iraq has paid for eighteen F-16's (p.12)? Leon Panetta, I'll believe that when I see the cancelled check. Would I be the one to object to Lockheed Martin keeping U.S. Persons employed in Ft. Worth? As with Boeing's McDonnell Douglas Division still making F-15F's, go right ahead and fail to achieve anything near "full employment" under a Democrat president, even with GM "rescued," defence plants humming, Silicon Valley googling, and BOA charging $5 per month for the privilege of stimulating the economy with an ATM/Check/Debit card."
LSS fatties, there's so much more! After "computer class," or tomorrow. I'm dying toninght? Nope, and neither is the POTUS, though you hackers are sure trying. Gosh, how could "hackers" assassinate a president? No fake Secret Service will call, nor will the real ones, until that slim black man gets his you-know-what back. I did not steal it--he "forgot" it. Gardner, help!!! "Who is Gardner?" Silence! Silence, you idiots, before I......
How bad is it? "It's so bad, I'm feeling sorry for certain incarcerated or dead dictators." Did this happen to HH? I think it may have. Back in time to 1954 we go. Overthrowing governments, eh? Ike did not approve of USA's two nukings of "Japs?" I did not know that until today. Like Alan G., I read a lot. Yes, I read those cables in the Truman Presidential Library, and when I tried to go to JFK's, there was what I call a "gun display" on the road to Boston. What happened then?
NO SPEED LIMIT, SIR. NO PLASTIC JESUS ON THE DASH, EITHER.
Will Aviation Week allow me (yes, that Hughes) on their web log? We shall see. A "taste" of the scathing indictment:
"As for the French increasing their defence budget by 500 million Euros and purchasing two Falcon 2000LX business jets; this is beneath comment by anyone named "Hughes." Iraq has paid for eighteen F-16's (p.12)? Leon Panetta, I'll believe that when I see the cancelled check. Would I be the one to object to Lockheed Martin keeping U.S. Persons employed in Ft. Worth? As with Boeing's McDonnell Douglas Division still making F-15F's, go right ahead and fail to achieve anything near "full employment" under a Democrat president, even with GM "rescued," defence plants humming, Silicon Valley googling, and BOA charging $5 per month for the privilege of stimulating the economy with an ATM/Check/Debit card."
LSS fatties, there's so much more! After "computer class," or tomorrow. I'm dying toninght? Nope, and neither is the POTUS, though you hackers are sure trying. Gosh, how could "hackers" assassinate a president? No fake Secret Service will call, nor will the real ones, until that slim black man gets his you-know-what back. I did not steal it--he "forgot" it. Gardner, help!!! "Who is Gardner?" Silence! Silence, you idiots, before I......
How bad is it? "It's so bad, I'm feeling sorry for certain incarcerated or dead dictators." Did this happen to HH? I think it may have. Back in time to 1954 we go. Overthrowing governments, eh? Ike did not approve of USA's two nukings of "Japs?" I did not know that until today. Like Alan G., I read a lot. Yes, I read those cables in the Truman Presidential Library, and when I tried to go to JFK's, there was what I call a "gun display" on the road to Boston. What happened then?
NO SPEED LIMIT, SIR. NO PLASTIC JESUS ON THE DASH, EITHER.
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Who is "Frank?" Where was the Damn USPS---Soon Under Dept. Of Homeland Insecurity--Mailman?
In the movies, a mad mailman shot people up. In my real life, he came up to my San Mateo motel room as a guy with a big machine gun under his lab coat smiled at me. Don't question my credibility, rather please ask how they got away with that crap. Question my sanity...again? "911, we got two dead guys out here. Take your time. They're already good and dead."
Pay off student loans? You got it! So, how long do we all live in "La La Land" until the Time Warner truck comes again to not turn-on any gear and have me walk up and sort of insult them. What was that line? "We're only TV people." And I'm who? Hughes v. United States is on its way--as soon as the fucking mailman returns. [Pardon my French, Jane]
Would you trust this man? I don't. [am I still legal?] On the bracketed material, I think so, because yet another true story I'm damn well going to tell is from this morning. Yes, when I said, "There's a healthy-looking girl jogging and listening to Michael Jackson who is not moving like a creature." SHE WAVED AT ME WHEN I SAID THAT FROM 100 YARDS AWAY? OKAY, MAYBE 75? This has been going on for some time, heroin dealers. You might be in Deep Dutch. I wouldn't know. Jill said I'm driving to New Hampshire? In what?
Who was that at the Motel 6 south of LA? Another Newbury Park "taxi girl" on what street? Danville? Could you please specify which "Dan" you RoboSpies are referring to? I JUST DON'T S-P-Y. Not at all. Did I mention I'm killing all of the old spooks now, in addition to those pesky mafia? I was going to post some screenplay lines for some little Hollyshit who has never worked a day in his or her life to steal, but I now have the official "T.O. TORTURE HEADACHE" onsetting. Why is JANE SEYMORE not on the cover of the "Free Clinic" propaganda any more? Handing out painkillers are we? Selling them on the street? Was "Dr. King" receiving his "cut?"
To the political, before "sleepy" arrives:
Q: "How did California slash its state [read national] budget?"
A: "No more Thousand Oaks 'slush funds' to torment the homeless."
Didn't I hear about the milk & honey during 2009. Better in Oxnard? Better in Simi Valley? Better in Ventura? NO! Where else can a sleazy bum/lowlife sell drugs with impunity, curse-out Hughes at will, drive without headlights, kill a few sweaty Mexicans, sit like oversized vermin in the library lot with long-expired license plates, spy, spy, spy and share "intel" at the Churchlady's diarrhea dinner, stink up the GSAC Computer Lab like a black hole-sized dirty butt crack, then repeatedly say the problem is me, William the Fifth?
Even Mr. Rick said non-GSAC employees, like raging drunks, are not defining what "disruptive" means. Hello? I cannot get elected to anything hiding behind the senior center. Oh no! I thought they stopped selling drugs. Fooled again! And, I thought it was cocaine. So 1980's of me! Heroin? Still got the "syringe clue." Give it to MI-5? I thought I was "nuts." Why would I give it to MI-5 in California?
Never mind.
Please crash on the 101 in your German car this weekend,
V
Pay off student loans? You got it! So, how long do we all live in "La La Land" until the Time Warner truck comes again to not turn-on any gear and have me walk up and sort of insult them. What was that line? "We're only TV people." And I'm who? Hughes v. United States is on its way--as soon as the fucking mailman returns. [Pardon my French, Jane]
Would you trust this man? I don't. [am I still legal?] On the bracketed material, I think so, because yet another true story I'm damn well going to tell is from this morning. Yes, when I said, "There's a healthy-looking girl jogging and listening to Michael Jackson who is not moving like a creature." SHE WAVED AT ME WHEN I SAID THAT FROM 100 YARDS AWAY? OKAY, MAYBE 75? This has been going on for some time, heroin dealers. You might be in Deep Dutch. I wouldn't know. Jill said I'm driving to New Hampshire? In what?
Who was that at the Motel 6 south of LA? Another Newbury Park "taxi girl" on what street? Danville? Could you please specify which "Dan" you RoboSpies are referring to? I JUST DON'T S-P-Y. Not at all. Did I mention I'm killing all of the old spooks now, in addition to those pesky mafia? I was going to post some screenplay lines for some little Hollyshit who has never worked a day in his or her life to steal, but I now have the official "T.O. TORTURE HEADACHE" onsetting. Why is JANE SEYMORE not on the cover of the "Free Clinic" propaganda any more? Handing out painkillers are we? Selling them on the street? Was "Dr. King" receiving his "cut?"
To the political, before "sleepy" arrives:
Q: "How did California slash its state [read national] budget?"
A: "No more Thousand Oaks 'slush funds' to torment the homeless."
Didn't I hear about the milk & honey during 2009. Better in Oxnard? Better in Simi Valley? Better in Ventura? NO! Where else can a sleazy bum/lowlife sell drugs with impunity, curse-out Hughes at will, drive without headlights, kill a few sweaty Mexicans, sit like oversized vermin in the library lot with long-expired license plates, spy, spy, spy and share "intel" at the Churchlady's diarrhea dinner, stink up the GSAC Computer Lab like a black hole-sized dirty butt crack, then repeatedly say the problem is me, William the Fifth?
Even Mr. Rick said non-GSAC employees, like raging drunks, are not defining what "disruptive" means. Hello? I cannot get elected to anything hiding behind the senior center. Oh no! I thought they stopped selling drugs. Fooled again! And, I thought it was cocaine. So 1980's of me! Heroin? Still got the "syringe clue." Give it to MI-5? I thought I was "nuts." Why would I give it to MI-5 in California?
Never mind.
Please crash on the 101 in your German car this weekend,
V
Friday, October 21, 2011
"I did not know that."
Got simulator time? Oh, that costs M-O-N-E-Y. I drove right past the CIA "guns for coke" airport? On the way to a Marlins game? (held in an old football stadium...yuck!) Q: "Who was more nervous, the 14 year-old, or the adult body-double?" I incredibly walked past Atta's apartment, well before the publication of that report full of FBI lies? Why did that happen? Is that why Bush fought it? "All lies, all of the time." {Answers on Monday, if I'm still alive to call the NH S.O.S.---Secretary of State, and yes, he's waiting for my call, when KFI is not. Not really.}
SOON, WELCOME TO THE: "Fresh Out of Freedom" tour. Where's that LSS fatttie who pledged a dollar? (Jill heard it!)
TWO NEW RUMORS:
"China is financing the Hughes campaign."
"All 50 state Attorneys General support removal of the famous not a Ralph's cart cart."
A Third one?
"Hughes is killing Frank D. and Bruce C. this weekend. Free shot, why not?"
May I move to the "other side" with a sound card and listen to ATC now? Thanks, and if you drink & drive in California, please flag-down a lazy cop and get caught. Why? Why would that be necessary, MADD?
"CA CODE?"
"We don't talk too much."
"We don't care too much."
SOON, WELCOME TO THE: "Fresh Out of Freedom" tour. Where's that LSS fatttie who pledged a dollar? (Jill heard it!)
TWO NEW RUMORS:
"China is financing the Hughes campaign."
"All 50 state Attorneys General support removal of the famous not a Ralph's cart cart."
A Third one?
"Hughes is killing Frank D. and Bruce C. this weekend. Free shot, why not?"
May I move to the "other side" with a sound card and listen to ATC now? Thanks, and if you drink & drive in California, please flag-down a lazy cop and get caught. Why? Why would that be necessary, MADD?
"CA CODE?"
"We don't talk too much."
"We don't care too much."
Thursday, October 20, 2011
(603) 271-3242
Has any recent U.S. president chased Marines around with one of their own swords? Never mind.
Why are they scared of the 603 call? Bill will get on the phone? He's a busy man! "Encroachment. Nevada. Ten yard penalty. Repeat the down." We have another flag on the field. "Illegal procedure. Iowa. Who cares about a too grandiose cauci? Five yards. Big morons." What now? "Time out on the field. It is Florida mafia's last time out." ZZZIT.
"Hi. I'm Joe Biden. We fucked-up so bad, I'm here in Boca Raton begging for your vote on January 31, or Hughes might somehow end the world. And, make no mistake about it, Secretary of State Clinton did save the receipt for the Boeing missile shield that protects us all." ZZZZZIT--ZZZZZIT-- BEEEEEEEEP. ZZZZZIT--ZZZZZIT--BEEEEEEEEP
I'm joking? How about three arsenic poisonings, "buddy." Vampire? No, you crazy son of a bitch. What did someone write? "..as the power of these three entities grew--the Hughes Empire, organized crime, and the Central Intelligence Agency--it became all but impossible to distinguish between them." Sir, my name is not Shicklegruber, and please Goebel thieves, STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY I.D''s. [MO/DOR--MO/DMH]
"Hi. I'm Joe Biden. We fucked-up so bad, I'm here in Boca Raton begging for your vote on January 31, or Hughes might somehow end the world. And, make no mistake about it, Secretary of State Clinton did save the receipt for the Boeing missile shield that protects us all." ZZZZZIT--ZZZZZIT-- BEEEEEEEEP. ZZZZZIT--ZZZZZIT--BEEEEEEEEP
I'm joking? How about three arsenic poisonings, "buddy." Vampire? No, you crazy son of a bitch. What did someone write? "..as the power of these three entities grew--the Hughes Empire, organized crime, and the Central Intelligence Agency--it became all but impossible to distinguish between them." Sir, my name is not Shicklegruber, and please Goebel thieves, STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY I.D''s. [MO/DOR--MO/DMH]
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
How Many Americans Are Dead From President Negro's Drones?
"Where's that one headed, Hughes?" "None of your damn business." If I die before I wake, here's U-Man's request to take: "Blister on the Moon," by Taste. He'll surely remember it. My copy is in the f---ing PENSKE truck.
My witness is unreliable, but he saw one. Later, I saw what I call a "scary one." Witness? He refused to get off his ass and look. Discuss it? This is "mafia town." Motto? "We don't talk too much." Just a couple of homeless guys, eh? I've got a reading assignment for Mr. "Black Op Bruce" as "Professor Hughes." Wade & Tavris, Invitation to Psychology, p. 349-351. It has all the Junior College details on sociopathy, which is why drunk bikers also on meth get in Hughes' face, then I [Bob Dole]* said, "Just don't splash spittle in my face," when nose-to-nose yelling at each other. Does Mitt do this? Newt? Gov. Rick?
Did I really subsequently threaten to snip-snip what? Yes, an apology was delivered, again later, because, "Gentlemen don't threaten to do that to gentlemen."** With that preface, know America, that a scary drone is the small one, and it is absolutely silent. No noise, and I am quite sure the camera technology is able to distinguish bad guys from noncombatants. Therefore, if we kill (read murder) the wrong guy repeatedly, Pakistan might someday nuke something, and that would require more repairs than the U.S.S. Cole.
And the English "black humor" H-joke on the Cole bombing?
"How stupid were they?"
"They were so stupid, they needed U.S. spy advice on how to: "GET EXPLOSIVES--RAM SHIP." And no one saw them coming?
Attention all crazy Germans and stinky Frenchmen! I found the C.I.T. article, "Kathleen." Why doesn't POTUS candidate 8003536 like drones? CIA girls apparently don't shoot straight, and this is dangerous. Yes, on the debate stage, Hughes would again fart in church by asking the president a loaded question like, "Sir, how long have you been deluded you can legally murder U.S. Persons with drones and my missiles?"
OBAMA BRAINWASH SEZ: "The killings raised ethical and legal questions."
I won't quote the media source (of lies), because they <gasp> are talking to me--a little.
*That's an (R) and lack of First Person joke, son.
**That's an old British "spy joke" son.
My witness is unreliable, but he saw one. Later, I saw what I call a "scary one." Witness? He refused to get off his ass and look. Discuss it? This is "mafia town." Motto? "We don't talk too much." Just a couple of homeless guys, eh? I've got a reading assignment for Mr. "Black Op Bruce" as "Professor Hughes." Wade & Tavris, Invitation to Psychology, p. 349-351. It has all the Junior College details on sociopathy, which is why drunk bikers also on meth get in Hughes' face, then I [Bob Dole]* said, "Just don't splash spittle in my face," when nose-to-nose yelling at each other. Does Mitt do this? Newt? Gov. Rick?
Did I really subsequently threaten to snip-snip what? Yes, an apology was delivered, again later, because, "Gentlemen don't threaten to do that to gentlemen."** With that preface, know America, that a scary drone is the small one, and it is absolutely silent. No noise, and I am quite sure the camera technology is able to distinguish bad guys from noncombatants. Therefore, if we kill (read murder) the wrong guy repeatedly, Pakistan might someday nuke something, and that would require more repairs than the U.S.S. Cole.
And the English "black humor" H-joke on the Cole bombing?
"How stupid were they?"
"They were so stupid, they needed U.S. spy advice on how to: "GET EXPLOSIVES--RAM SHIP." And no one saw them coming?
Attention all crazy Germans and stinky Frenchmen! I found the C.I.T. article, "Kathleen." Why doesn't POTUS candidate 8003536 like drones? CIA girls apparently don't shoot straight, and this is dangerous. Yes, on the debate stage, Hughes would again fart in church by asking the president a loaded question like, "Sir, how long have you been deluded you can legally murder U.S. Persons with drones and my missiles?"
OBAMA BRAINWASH SEZ: "The killings raised ethical and legal questions."
I won't quote the media source (of lies), because they <gasp> are talking to me--a little.
*That's an (R) and lack of First Person joke, son.
**That's an old British "spy joke" son.
"WE" SHALL GET TO THIS LATER, GSAC.
THE "FRESH OUT OF FREEDOM" TOUR IS RAMPING-UP, SSI CRAZIES!!!
Rather be beat silly by corrupt coppers? Whatever floats your boat, son.
Rather be beat silly by corrupt coppers? Whatever floats your boat, son.
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
And Now, a Little "Stir Fry"
I did not do it, MADD did! How'd they get down there and get the keys? How would I know? The cops said "MT" and "MO," but that does not implicate me! Oh, those ca cops! [it's a national security/defense joke, son]
"How about a three-time D.U.I. loser fellow in the parking lot of a grocery store, drunk behind the wheel, no pants on, and a female deputy of Ventura County, California gave him a break? Driving drunk on a suspended license suspended for driving drunk, and?
HE CONTINUED TO DRIVE AROUND THOUSAND OAKS LIKE A KING.
Going to court? Jerry Brown's crack staff lost the paperwork and...
STILL DRIVING AROUND DRUNK AS A SKUNK.
My joke with a fellow "homeless" lad? "When he hits a pregnant Mexican woman, then they'll look real bad."
I've got more details, and yes I am Howard's grandson, and yes, I am running for public office. I'm not at liberty to name the post I seek at this time."
Desolate Sheriff Station? Meet "Deputy Murder" (It'a an LA County thing)
Killer
Kinda odd looking...and Lohan would know all about that, right?
Howard Jr. with no money? Are you creatures nuts? If I had money, my nose would be in the legal files slammed-in by the family of the late Ms. Mitrice Richardson. I always wondered why the deputy station is "way out yonder," and leave it to the NORTHRUP LITTON MAN to pass a clue on that long ago. And how about that "Chuck Wagon," who upon examining my gifted copy of the Malibu Times with a story on futile Public Safety Commission scolding laid on the mighty LA County Sheriff Department said, "They gave you this?"
Yes "they" did, and as usual, I did not get it until later--much later.
Q: "Did Hughes follow the great Paris Hilton in a red Chevrolet Malibu, headed toward Malibu?"
A: "No, but maybe I should have. So drop dead boring am I."
Q: "Why were those two H-names in the same place at the same time?"
A: "None of your damn business!"
Homewrecker! Dem Trasher! Shit Disturber! Who is that man at the.....?
Where? When? We're not talking about AA, son.
What was that file name? I hate being right.
SYNOPSIS OF MY DISCUSSION WITH MR. BRUCE THIS MORNING:
I alleged TWA 800 has some shared characteristics with the Space Shuttle Columbia non-tragedy. I did not get in the part about the Judith R. "Five wave" as she did not board the Shuttle, right mafia? Right! Are Michelle and Barack divorced yet? Not yet? I predicted this with Maria and Arnold. No, I do not have "ESP," and I did not know about the half Latino "love child."
I cannot have love children. I cannot be caught urinating in the bushes, not on the Bushes. The "common" non-cosmic thread between TWA 800 and The Columbia Space Shuttle? THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE IT HAPPENED. Mr. Bruce said this is because of legal restrictions on saying things like, "The aircraft has been lost." I'll review the transcript later, but I don't think they said that about my plane. I also said, with witnesses, "I always wondered why the ticketing was in Saint Louis, and the damn HUB was there."
I did not tell Mr. Bruce about where I think the 600 million dollars went. He told me that when fish start feeding on the passengers' bodies, that is how you know where to look for wreckage. Where is what is left of my 747-200?
Better tell me, .gov, or I might "occupy" something or other.
Monday, October 17, 2011
No Double Work
Somebody is selling a "Coffee Table Book" with LA Murder victims featured? So sicko, it's beyond belief, by any rational Midwesterner, and we'll leave the Royal part out...as they said aboard the no fatalities Challenger Space Shuttle, "Oops!" as I just made the claim. Judy! Judy! [yet another inside {NASA} joke]
"On to New Hampshire!" (I'm late?) "On to Nevada!" (Casino workers, got health insurance? Laundering drug money perhaps? A bit of prostitution on the side, my dear? We'll talk later--not about usual and customary whore rates). Kenny's, here is the FBI report for today. They have 10,033 people in the USA field, to better "disrupt" your Wall Street "occupation." Don't try to bother me more, or I'd be D-E-A-D. Source? The oh so fired by any President Hughes FBI director. "Hello? Bob, you're ass is fired." <CLICK> "Who's next on the list?"
To: www.ic3.gov>>Once more, at approximately 3:30 p.m., the odd world of our GOEBEL SENIOR ADULT CENTER Computer Lab held forth, as I looked up some U.S. Supreme Court cases on Dell 755 #2. A few minutes later, Dell 755 #1 "lost" its Internet Connection. I then merely touched the keyboard of Dell 755 #3, and it logged-off ALL BY ITSELF. Over to Dell 755 #7 I went, and made sure I had the Supreme Court's address correct. How many FBI people in the field, Mueller? I can add, and I got a total of 10,033. Maybe I'll skip "Occupy Wall Street."
To: Thieves, after I'm dead:
10.17.11
8:58 a.m.
"Betsy" went past 8:59 and was wearing shorts today. Like Bill Clinton II, I said, "Nice legs." Red shorts, white stripes, blue shirt (dark) and she could be making SAG minimum to come here and jog. On that theme, "OCCUPY WALL STREET." I won't believe photos, videos, news stories, unless I'm there. As the Goebel Albino said, 'Nothing is real' and never more so than Monday @GSAC. F____ is GOING TO JAIL? I DON'T BELIEVE THAT. FRANK IS GOING AWAY BASED ON TWO WORDS: "UNIT" & "DISRUPT." The FBI is not bothering me? Apparently, they are. Why block .gov e-mail on MSN? [They are] the source for bad news I shall spread via FACEBOOK {reports} they will come and disrupt your little group regardless of your status vis a vis THE LAW. Seems J____ opened the door during my Supreme Court petition, which I will now continue. Who's driving to NV? it's a caucus.
*"Psychic" I am not. I'm HH's grandson, so as predicted F____ did not go to jail. Would I be after him? Of course not! The court? The deputy? Oh yeah!!! [Let's don't get all "LA Confidential" over a know-not-much fellow such as myself, girls]
May I read the TWA 800 transcript without being killed? I'd like to speak with Terry Nichols as well. [My "big boss" seemed to have been from...Oklahoma! And I spent time on Long Island]. Did "they" kill me in Tulsa on I-44? Sure tried. This boy can drive! {And not ever get a ticket, Frank} In 1995 and 1996, there was terrorism back then, too. Right Clinton? Right!
g'night, Aussie SatPals,
V
"On to New Hampshire!" (I'm late?) "On to Nevada!" (Casino workers, got health insurance? Laundering drug money perhaps? A bit of prostitution on the side, my dear? We'll talk later--not about usual and customary whore rates). Kenny's, here is the FBI report for today. They have 10,033 people in the USA field, to better "disrupt" your Wall Street "occupation." Don't try to bother me more, or I'd be D-E-A-D. Source? The oh so fired by any President Hughes FBI director. "Hello? Bob, you're ass is fired." <CLICK> "Who's next on the list?"
To: www.ic3.gov>>Once more, at approximately 3:30 p.m., the odd world of our GOEBEL SENIOR ADULT CENTER Computer Lab held forth, as I looked up some U.S. Supreme Court cases on Dell 755 #2. A few minutes later, Dell 755 #1 "lost" its Internet Connection. I then merely touched the keyboard of Dell 755 #3, and it logged-off ALL BY ITSELF. Over to Dell 755 #7 I went, and made sure I had the Supreme Court's address correct. How many FBI people in the field, Mueller? I can add, and I got a total of 10,033. Maybe I'll skip "Occupy Wall Street."
To: Thieves, after I'm dead:
10.17.11
8:58 a.m.
"Betsy" went past 8:59 and was wearing shorts today. Like Bill Clinton II, I said, "Nice legs." Red shorts, white stripes, blue shirt (dark) and she could be making SAG minimum to come here and jog. On that theme, "OCCUPY WALL STREET." I won't believe photos, videos, news stories, unless I'm there. As the Goebel Albino said, 'Nothing is real' and never more so than Monday @GSAC. F____ is GOING TO JAIL? I DON'T BELIEVE THAT. FRANK IS GOING AWAY BASED ON TWO WORDS: "UNIT" & "DISRUPT." The FBI is not bothering me? Apparently, they are. Why block .gov e-mail on MSN? [They are] the source for bad news I shall spread via FACEBOOK {reports} they will come and disrupt your little group regardless of your status vis a vis THE LAW. Seems J____ opened the door during my Supreme Court petition, which I will now continue. Who's driving to NV? it's a caucus.
*"Psychic" I am not. I'm HH's grandson, so as predicted F____ did not go to jail. Would I be after him? Of course not! The court? The deputy? Oh yeah!!! [Let's don't get all "LA Confidential" over a know-not-much fellow such as myself, girls]
May I read the TWA 800 transcript without being killed? I'd like to speak with Terry Nichols as well. [My "big boss" seemed to have been from...Oklahoma! And I spent time on Long Island]. Did "they" kill me in Tulsa on I-44? Sure tried. This boy can drive! {And not ever get a ticket, Frank} In 1995 and 1996, there was terrorism back then, too. Right Clinton? Right!
g'night, Aussie SatPals,
V
Saturday, October 15, 2011
L-A-W(S): "They don't get it"
When are "PAMELA BLUM" and "KELLY BEATON" being placed under arrest? I'm not joking about parole hearings where the word comes down: "President (or former President)Hughes is here." Like Manson & Sirhan Sirhan, your asses are staying incarcerated.
IS THE INTERNET OFF YET?
Here is your future, Thousand Oaks. LINDA PARKS and VICTORIA JUMP better get their butts out to the GOEBEL SENIOR ADULT CENTER to talk to me, because when I call the New Hampshire Secretary of State's office with quarters at the pay phone, it is all over.
As for the "Other William," here is a "trick question":
Q: "How many Canadian security officials did it take to toss Hughes out of the country in 2008?"
A: "Five."
She's in New Hampshire, and I'm adjudicating the pleas of drunks, tweekers, potheads, psychos, and more sane killers? It goes with that president job, does it not? Just add more weapons--same thing.
I'm joining the rabble? Don't think so, you f***ing idiot. You see, Kennedy got to christen an aircraft carrier. Me? I might get to say, "We can't afford that crap. Tie that sucker up, and give them a scrap of health care." {not ObammyCare/HillaryCare 2.0. That's a goner, I'm quite sure, and so is the GOP}
Later,
WCH
IS THE INTERNET OFF YET?
Here is your future, Thousand Oaks. LINDA PARKS and VICTORIA JUMP better get their butts out to the GOEBEL SENIOR ADULT CENTER to talk to me, because when I call the New Hampshire Secretary of State's office with quarters at the pay phone, it is all over.
As for the "Other William," here is a "trick question":
Q: "How many Canadian security officials did it take to toss Hughes out of the country in 2008?"
A: "Five."
She's in New Hampshire, and I'm adjudicating the pleas of drunks, tweekers, potheads, psychos, and more sane killers? It goes with that president job, does it not? Just add more weapons--same thing.
I'm joining the rabble? Don't think so, you f***ing idiot. You see, Kennedy got to christen an aircraft carrier. Me? I might get to say, "We can't afford that crap. Tie that sucker up, and give them a scrap of health care." {not ObammyCare/HillaryCare 2.0. That's a goner, I'm quite sure, and so is the GOP}
Later,
WCH
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