Friday, October 14, 2011

Stand-Up Routine in Santa Monica, Right? S.O.S.? Who am I "justifiably homiciding," CHP?

The lawyer is from where?
As Dr. Hood said long ago, "That figures."
[HELP for KEN-KEN's: 1. Enlarge the pic; 2. Read the side of the plane; 3. Stop selling drugs before the policeman arrives].

More fake troubles aboard those airplanes? Best lines thus far?
"Aw, we're gonna have to de-plane the plane."
"Tell the passengers ten more minutes." (before they riot?)
"Sir, that is how the airplane is designed. If you want documentation, we'll find some for you."
If that last one was real, I'd call AAA for a Triptik, if 'ya get what I mean, and I made them for you, 1987-89.
~~not to mention~~
"What's my registration number?" (A recurrent joke. For who?)

ON TO MY BAD JOKE!

"What do you get when you mix blond Jewish DNA with an Italian-American rock star?"
"President Hughes' girlfriend."

DON'T PANIC, AS IT IS ALL VERY HYPOTHETICAL ON 10.14.2011, EXCEPT MY OBVIOUS PACK OF STALKERS.

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