Thursday, October 20, 2011

(603) 271-3242

Has any recent U.S. president chased Marines around with one of their own swords? Never mind.

Why are they scared of the 603 call? Bill will get on the phone? He's a busy man! "Encroachment. Nevada. Ten yard penalty. Repeat the down." We have another flag on the field. "Illegal procedure. Iowa. Who cares about a too grandiose cauci? Five yards. Big morons." What now? "Time out on the field. It is Florida mafia's last time out." ZZZIT.

"Hi. I'm Joe Biden. We fucked-up so bad, I'm here in Boca Raton begging for your vote on January 31, or Hughes might somehow end the world. And, make no mistake about it, Secretary of State Clinton did save the receipt for the Boeing missile shield that protects us all." ZZZZZIT--ZZZZZIT-- BEEEEEEEEP. ZZZZZIT--ZZZZZIT--BEEEEEEEEP

I'm joking? How about three arsenic poisonings, "buddy." Vampire? No, you crazy son of a bitch. What did someone write? "..as the power of these three entities grew--the Hughes Empire, organized crime, and the Central Intelligence Agency--it became all but impossible to distinguish between them." Sir, my name is not Shicklegruber, and please Goebel thieves, STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY I.D''s.  [MO/DOR--MO/DMH]

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