No more $$$ for NPR, so says John Abbott of WGBH in Beantown? Many years ago, during the Bush 43 Administration, I said, "Those cuts have cleared everybody out but the spies." However, our mean spirited House of Representatives, and their couldn't lead his way out of a wet paper bag Speaker, are making me get kinda Little Rock, if 'ya get what I mean. Q: "Why didn't you go into Little Rock, Arkansas?" A: "People were driving too crazy, but I saw it from a distance."
illuminati errata preamble:
On the"bugged" patio of our senior center "we" know and love, where the director who will not go to the Outback Steak House with me--yet she stated yesterday, with witnesses, I am "awesome"--I said the "gun display" on the way to the JFK Library was some sort of compact automatic weapon, but upon further memory review, that particular MAC 10-style weapon was seen on I-5, out by Hughes Lake in California. To the best of my limited firearm knowledge, the gun spotted on the way to Boston was a silver, or perhaps, as "gun nuts" say, a nickel-plated .45. The Hughes Rule was, and is, "See gun--NO SPEED LIMIT."
TUESDAY POP QUIZ
1. Why did someone "Call the cops" on Hughes again?
a). He groused about the Dollar Tree staff's nightly "bum's rush" @9:00, in order to depart the "cover job" promptly, go home, and peddle illegal drugs.
b). He mimicked a right-wing talk show host tearing into the HUGHES-WATER ticket.
c). Following "T.O." tradition, he complained of KEN/NICK/KENT'S presence to a third party, but not to the stalker's face directly.
d). He shouted about the lack of legal status among brown employees at McDonald's, before enjoying a weak cup of senior coffee (64 cents U.S.).
e). He thanked "Carlos" of the Dollar Tree staff for a three cig donation to the Hughes campaign.
2. How does Hughes spot real Secret Service people?
a). They are staring into the Mafia Billiard Room.
b). They walk very fast past the Computer Lab as Hughes blogs.
c). They are wearing a U.S. Flag lapel pin.
d). The type of shoe they are wearing.
e). A&D
f). All of the above.
3. What were the salient characteristics of the "Drive Hughes Crazy on Sunday" operation on 3/06/2011?
a) Pop out the back door of the Goebel just as departing town in a leased Chevrolet Impala was mentioned.
b). Talk loud.
c). Drag a table across the patio and sit near Hughes.
d). Eat lunch and stare at Hughes.
e). Enjoy boxed lunches from "Jersey Mike's," a thinly disguised .mafia spying establishment.
f). All of the above.
ANSWER KEY
1. d
2. e.
3. f.
F.Y.I.
John Boehner (R-OH) 202.225.0600
Presidential Matters
Obammy, the "Drug Counselor" @ Central Intake--yes sir, it was YOU. Would it be too much to ask to have CA 4SDB204 tossed in the County Jail? That's "Ken," or "Nick," or "Kent," depending on which side of the .mafia hotel room he rose on. Homeless? Mr. President, you were just out here in wild & woolly cali-fornia, but don't you get the bad joke? They're all drunks, druggies, or psychotic spies. I'm the only normal homeless guy in Thousand Oaks.
I'm wrong? Put me on what I've long called a "Sunday Morning Talking Head Show," and find out.
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