Listen To Your Elders

Didn't Mr. Rooney tell me to use the "Two finger typing method" in 1999? Is he still with us? I wouldn't know, given my lack of .net time and unalterable position that we fix the mighty HP C-300 in Saint Peters, Missouri. No appeasement. No compromises. No "bullfeathers." See, I'm curing potty mouth to run for president.