I freely admit to laying my own brand of spy-op retaliation on a bit thick when it comes to your precious e.t. and "flyin' triangles." I should have recognized, as does A[ ] M[ ], that most of the people in 1000 Oaks are a mess, and a sane individual can look "nuts" from too much exposure. My $30,000 for graduate school was in vain? What does S.J. stand for? It's a Holy Roman conspiracy, alright. What did I script last night in talking to a wall? "I never had it, she always had it. We don't care about money. May we assist, as you folks are in some mighty deep doo-doo."
Tired of reading NTSB crash reports? Here's the premise for "no fly zone Hughes." I am flying the DC-9, not Kubeck. But before we go back in time to 1996, here it is, nsa civilian ponytial division:
H: What was the deal with that Valujet crash?"
B: "Oh, they love it down here, it's really cheap."
H: "It crashed."
B: "I know."
H: "Gators and shit. Into the Everglades."
B: "Something caught on fire."
H: "I know. It was a female flying it. What was her problem?"
B: "I don't know. It crashed."
H: "Yeah."
B: "It's cheap. They love it down here."
[January, 2013--END OF PHONE TAPS-i hope]
INTO THE TIME TUNNEL/ALTERNATE COAST TO COAST AM DIMENSION.....
1410.07 CAM-1 "What was that?"
1410.08 CAM-2 "I don't know."
1410.12 CAM-1 "Well, genius, figure it out fast."
1410.15 CAM-2 "Losing a bus. We've got an electrical problem."
1410.17 CAM-1 "A bad one. Jesus! We're losing everything."
1410.18 RT-1 "Critter five nine two. Miami Center, I got a bad electrical problem. We need the nearest concrete."
1410.20 CAM-1 "Crap! We need to go back to Miami, now."
1410.22 CAM-1 "We're losing it. The charger. It kicked-in. Nothing."
1410.25 CAM "Fire! Fire! "We're on fire!"
1410.27 RT-1 "Miami! Post haste!"
1410.30 DEP "Uh, critter five ninety two, roger, turn left heading two seven zero."
1410.32 [Sound of horn]
1410.32 RT-1 "Don't think so. Where's the highway?"
1410.33 CAM "Fire! We've got lots of smoke back here!"
[Sound of Door]
1410.38 CAM-1 "Holy shit! Get them up front! Hose 'em down with something! Seltzer! Soda!"
1410.40 CAM-1 "Genius, are the oxygen masks down?"
1410.42 CAM-2 "Yeah, and gear down?"
1410.43 CAM-1 "Yeah."
1410.45 RT-1 "Miami, anytime. My airplane is on fire."
1410.48 DEP "Critter five ninety two, try two sixty two, and look out the window. We've notified the Everglades Wildlife Management Firefighters."
1410.50 RT-1 "Thanks. Did you tell the Weston cops, too?"
1411.00 [Shouting from the cabin]
1411.01 CAM-1 "Well, genius, whaddya think? one eight two knots, and...."
1411.02 CAM-2 "Fifteen. Got smoke."
1411.03 CAM-1 "I've noticed this. Bonnie! Can you get some order restored back there?"
1411.05 PA-3 "Passengers! Stay down, and stay wet! This is the captain, and I am not crashing this airplane.
1411.07 CAM-2 "There it is. There's the Interstate."
1411.09 CAM-1 "Nice. I don't like these hydraulics."
1411.10 CAM-2 "We got no power."
1411.11 CAM-1 "That's why I call you genius."
1411.12 CAM-1 "Will the gear come back up?"
1411.13 [Sound of gear retraction]
1411.15 CAM-2 "Guess so."
1411.17 RT-1 "Miami, the trees are getting bigger. Did I mention we're on fire?"
1411.18 DEP "You did, sir. The EMS people are en route."
1411.20 RT-1 "To where?"
1411.22 [Alarm Chimes]
1411.24 CAM-1 "No stalling, sugar. Genius?"
1411.25 CAM-2 "Uh, one twenty one."
1411.27 CAM-1 "Christ Jesus! Get out of the way! Get outta there!"
1411.28 [Sound of Door Opening]
1411.30 CAM "They're braced."
1411.32 CAM-1 "You look good all wet. Christ, how are the engines lit? My plane is on fire."
1411.33 CAM-2 Coughing.
1411.35 CAM-1 "Help yourself to a mask, genius." Wheaton Van Lines! Out of the way! Out!"
1411.38 CAM-1 "Look at 'em run! Nothing like a big plane on fire. Get outta my way!"
1411.40 CAM-2 "Two five zero."
1411.42 CAM-1 "And?"
1411.44 CAM-2 "About one zero zero."
1411.45 CAM-1 "What's that shit? Swamp gas! Don't need that."
1411.50 CAM-2 "Thermal...something..."
1411.54 [Shaking sounds]
1411.55 CAM-2 "Rock and roll."
1411.56 CAM-1"Thirty feet...no fuckee pooch today!"
1411.57 CAM-2 "Oh, my God."
1411.58 CAM-1 "He's not helpful. Here comes the concrete!"
1412.00 [Sound of Impact]
1412.02 CAM-1 "Yeeeeeha!" Stay together, baby!"
1412.03 - 1413.0 [Scraping Sounds]
1413.02 CAM-1 "Stopped. You alright, genius?"
1413.03 CAM-2 "Yeah."
[Clicks From Seat Belts]
1413.05 CAM "Let's get outta here! Weee doggies! Look at all the daylight!"
END OF TRANSCRIPT
May I fly a kite? Urinate indoors? I really am the guy's grandson.
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