Friday, March 4, 2011

ISS, What's That Thang Out The Porthole?

Mercury Monkey Business
HUGHES BUSINESS: "Madame president, how does the video look?" 

"Bill, you're a very important man."
-- FRANCINE THOMAS

"You might win."
-- JILL JENSEN

You're whole life is like a movie."
-- RACHEL COWAN

"You're an asshole."
-- "MARGARET," the German Spy

"C'mon guys, unpack the guy."
--BARACK OBAMA

fec.gov quote of the day:
"Private contributions may, however, be accepted for a special account maintained exclusively to pay for legal and accounting expenses associated with complying with the campaign finance law."

hughes joke for the above: "Meet my very wealthy accountant."

hughes aviation exclamation for the week:
"What the f***! A missing page in an NTSB document! They knew I was coming, and the relatives of the dead passengers are from where? South Carolina? What primary got moved up a lot? South Carolina?

future Fox News broadcast:
"It's dirty pool! Waving a Confederate flag and alleging the government will take away guns. Outrageous! How can a couple of liberals act like that? Where did he find Lynyrd Skynyrd? Hrrrumph! I thought they were dead."

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