The Great Psy-Op of 1988-89 (Did I mention you have to PAY for these stories?)

Howard photos from the Lewis & Clark Library in 1988? First aircraft I wanted to fly? The A-10. Would you like to step outside and discuss it, meth-boy faggot? May I kill you all? Shucks! Against who's law? William V is not happy, Barack. 

Another assault, Johnny? I'm waiting. Robo-Ken?

"I Almost Died Many Times" - CEH / "Me Too, So I'm Taking Over" - WCH

A "NAME GAME" BETTER THAN MULTIVITAMINS

PLATT DAVIS
DAVID LUMMIS
DAVID ELKINS
CATHERINE RUSSELL
CALIFORNIA DEPARTMENT OF REAL ESTATE
GENERAL GROWTH
TOM NOLAN
ROUSE CO.
ALAN GROPPER
kris.hudson@wsj.com
__________
NAZIS/COMMIES/ANARCHISTS/MISC. ILLUMINATI NOTE: I knew about Lummis and Rouse. Mr. "Tom Nolan" shall not be commented upon in this PG Rated blog. Catherine, two disabled adult kids? I'll be like Ed McMahon, as soon as I get some robo-spy creatures off my back. As for my latest fake abdominal pain, you won't believe what they heaved up into orbit. Dr. Victoria has the facts on TOM CLACY, and my many non-illnesses, at any rate. As for the aviator crowd, how about William's 104 fever in 07/1977 Spain, when Tenerife was in 03/1977! The island is part of Spain. Are the investigators of that one hiding under their desks yet? Not yet?

BBQ safely this weekend if they kill my ass tomorrow.

What is Michelle Obama doing in Boston? I know what I am going to do. Does she? May I "take over" the vegetable garden?

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Time is short with many Ken-Ken's & Ben-Ben's lurking, Great Rivers Mental Health Services look-alikes? I will get to this meaningless blogging later. It sure excites the local vermin! Right now, I've got another relevant question for askdoj@usdoj.gov. They love it when I inform them of how they are all fired if I get back into politics. Write something down about the lead SS Girl, and now, she must be having meetings all day? At the Mariott? They gave me free brownies with NH License Plate Numbers 2-9 in the lot. Another "coincidence?" Are you nuts? THIS IS THE O-I-L TALKING, SIR!

Feel Safe? I Do (Sort Of)

Google has reminded me "they" are going to take away your guns. Thanks, I don't have one. Don't need one (yet). Am I still a dreaded "liberal?" I think so. Gun rights? Deporting illegals? Shut up! #uck you! What? We are spies. We are deaf.


"Airline pilot? Why, that's like a glorified bus driver."

- Steve Walde, 1974

"No need to speak about it on our frequency, there's...[LAUGH]

- JFK Tower

"ATC? That's kind of like the police scanner."

- Nameless (typically) Goebel Senior Adult Center Patron

"They" nearly did it again at JFK, and do not dare try to blame me, Mr. President.

"IT'S A BIPOLAR WORLD" - Vladimir Putin

Vlad, buddy, we need to talk after Moscow cools off, if 'ya get what I mean. HERE IT COMES, CAPTAIN. Two big airplanes full of people are going to collide soon. Mr. Hughes likes to be wrong, but is not incorrect often enough. As a ca critter I call "Scummy Navy" departs, another free story. The community is Dellwood, Missouri. The year is 1959? 1960? The relatives are playing Jarts. Two LOCKHEED CONSTELLATIONS are overhead. Little Billy says, "Hey, I hope they hit and crash!" Uncle Jim shouted. "Don't ever say that again!" Why? One is being flown by Grandpa Howard Hughes, Jr., and do not argue with me spies, or I'll.....
Say I knew all of that prior to JUNE, 2007, and I'll.....


What was the date on KLM & PAN AM having a bad, bad, day? "To Seven (007) Seven Seven." Did I say Pan Am was CIA? Yes. Does "General Dickhead" want to argue? He knows where I am. When did I graduate from college? 1977? Did you, dumbass? Mafia, we are having a war (armed conflict) if you think you are going to keep my photo of "Bob & Helen" in front of IRWIN HALL, in St. Charles, Missouri. Who was the commencement speaker? LESLIE STAHL of CBS. Facts. They kill spies better than firearms. Who's Bob? Who's Helen? F-you and the horse you are riding.


HUGHES ON EGYPT AIR'S OCEAN SPLASH (2002)
"The plane flies itself. Why did the end up in the ocean? It's a Manchurian event. They're being controlled somehow."
KEN-KEN Classified  Source: The Atlantic


LUFTHANSA & EGYPT AIR (2011)
"Those damn Germans! Tear down that wall? Goddamn it, I'll ---- Berlin! That ought to do it!"
KEN-KEN Classified Source: ITN


TINAMARIE & William (06.25.11)
"You need to make it shorter." "You need to move faster."
KEN-KEN Classified Source: Personal Communication. What? Private speech? This is in violation of T.O. Ordinance Number...


I am not saying what her T-shirt said, Klaus. Nor am I disclosing what color it was. It's not about me? I am not at liberty to say what she said at the Dollar Tree checkout. As for the Great American Family (GAF) "bumping" me out of the way to avoid further discussion, been there, done that, but I did not know why you would be so damn rude. They will be in the front pew on Sunday, right Sarah? Right Michelle? Right GOP?
So mafia!!!


*For the record, Egypt was trying to "hit" Germany. Ask the chuckling JFK tower guy for details, not me.

Not At War?

How long does it take you to get on the Soldier Boy's Internet?

Got a cough? Better be productive, right "Beaton?"

31? What does it mean? What does it mean? What does it mean?

Who is Rupert Murdoch? George Soros? Two losers!

What was that song by the Monkees? Yum, yum. Meet me in Saint Louie, Louie. And, by the way, where's Goebel's "Louie?" So mafia! Yes, I said mafia! Don't worry, no .gov agents will call. It's that what, robo-Ken-Ken? Robo-mafia! Robo-soldiers! "Perfect Soldiers?" Thanks for the "coincidence." No, dumbass, it was/is a clue.

EXTRA-LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Mister Hughes will slide on over to www.williamthefifthforpresident.wordpress.com for some actual content, because Mountain View is apparently getting lots of maifia lawyer legal advice. Half-hour to log-on? Half-hour to make the computer work correctly? Time for Go Bell "Computer Class!" Mafia, USA? No class, and so ----ed. A good old-fashioned ---ing? Am I from Missouri? Yes. Do I look like a terrorist? Not yet. Spykids, look for the Secret Service Girl's simple signs on the "other blog." Later. Right now, I need another cup of coffee. I make it myself in the microwave.

One More "Blast"

The "Worldwide Web" has enabled us U.S. couch potatoes to watch the other guy's revolution, just like the first Gulf War had us glued to the telly worrying about Scud Missiles, Patriot anti-missile banks, and whether the Israelis would "go crazy" and steal the show. As I recall, they exercised appropriate restraint, and "we" won, but went back later. I'm still trying to figure it out. Is George W. Bush's library done yet? He won't throw me out. No, he won't.

NEWS THAT MAKES NO SENSE:

"Summary:  NATO's success in Libya shows how important and effective the alliance remains, writes its secretary-general. But with Europe rocked by the economic crisis and slashing military budgets, future missions will be imperiled unless NATO members get smarter about what and how they spend."
Success? I beg to differ. Another big mess!

"Nato forces operating in Libyan skies have no mandate to arrest suspects, he said. And Nato itself has said it does not want to put combat forces on the ground. The prosecutor said the other option for arresting Gaddafi is through the rebels fighting to end his more than four decades in power."

No "boots on the ground?" No arrest power? Is Hillary going to call and say, "Please, with lots of sugar on top, get the hell out of there." Or, we could offer him a fast food franchise. Or, British Petroleum could act right for a change. Standard>>Amoco>>BP. What did I say way back when? "Green and white? Ugly." I switched to Conoco-Phillips. These are the facts.

"At least one suicide bomber has blown himself up inside a Western-style hotel in the Afghan capital on Tuesday. There was no immediate word on casualties, and streets leading to the Intercontinental hotel are blocked. A man entered the hotel and detonated a vest of explosives, said a police officer."

That was in Kabul. Is the "Mafia Hyatt" in Westlake next? Stay tuned.

"Everyone from doctors and ambulance drivers to casino workers and even actors at a state-funded theatre were joining the strike or holding work stoppages for several hours. Hundreds of flights were cancelled or rescheduled as air traffic controllers walked off the job."

Los Angeles? Good! No? What's wrong with them? Tina let me off the hook. She said, "Over twelve percent? You'll never get a job." I did not hit her with the honest economist's rule of thumb, whereby that figure needs to be doubled. I was already trying to figure out what kind of movies she makes. And, I was looking at [REDACTED BY THE CHURCH LADY]

Fasten your belt, as they rattled my favorite, unflappble JFK Tower Man as follows:

"Can...Cancel takeoff! Cancel takeoff plans! Yeah, hold your position as...as you see what's going on. No need to speak about it on our frequency, there's [chuckle]"

Aviator later said:

"Yeah, that was quite a show. Thought it would be a short career."


"We" will address the two offending airlines tomorrow. As I often say in 1000 Oaks (T.O.), "What he #uck is wrong with you people, if you're what we can call 'people'? Creatures! Robots!" Is William Shatner still selling airline tickets? What unfamous words brought out the fake Secret Service? "This ain't Star Trek! Fire!" 

Maybe. I said maybe.

"Action?" No, It would be "Go!" If I Had Time. "Cut?" No, "That's enough." Time's up. Gotta go, Jerry

The U.K. Guardian had a file name that told me why this one drove by. [On Santa Monica?] It has been expunged, as I am a gentleman. three...two...one...So hot!!! The Ford Focus bug recorded, "It's that tennis player! Not the one on Letterman all of the time. The other one!"

It's like a Bond movie now, only in the sense of when the Nazis start hollering, "Stop him! Stop him!" 

May I Mind My Own Business, Please? (until I depart ca, then I am into yours, for real)



New FBI program, Mr. "liberal" President?

FROM THE "I DON'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP" DEPARTMENT

"It was bad enough to be under Hoover's thumb once again. (Bobby later said that the FBI Director had been sending a memo every month or so 'about someone I knew or a member of my family or allegations in connection with myself so that it would be clear...he was on top of all these things.' But even worse, the people he hated most--the chieftains of organized crime--now had a hold on his brother and on the presidency itself."

--Peter Collier & David Horowitz, The Kennedys

"The FBI is preparing new investigative guidelines that civil libertarians say would make it easier to search commercial or law enforcement databases, conduct lie detector tests, search people's trash and conduct physical surveillance sometimes without any suspicion of wrongdoing."

--The Los Angeles Times [I did not note the #ucking date, kids] {next to this recent piece, I did indeed scrawl in blue, "OBAMA THE BIG LIBERAL? THINK AGAIN!"}

A black National Socialist posing as a "liberal?" I would not even put that in one of my screenplays. What did she say? "What you need for an ending is..." {INSERT "CONFIDENTIAL" ANGEL TALK HERE YOU DAMN SPIES ALREADY KNOW} Three years for a bona fide LA creative discussion? Hard to catch a break? We go live to the Goebel Plum Tree:
"You're about to blow up."
"What do you mean?"
"Like get known. Famous. Make it."
BULLCRAP!
The only way this boy will get famous is to give a short speech and say:
"What the hell are Willie Nelson, ZZ Top, and REM doing here? We told the Stones no?
Ho, ho, ho! See 'ya later!"
Absolutely no encore. I learned that from Jackson Browne, and my "jacked" jaw is not telling you Robo-Creeps that story again.
Nope.

TODAY'S POLITICAL ACTION QUARTERLY TOTAL: $77.50
That does not buy much action, girls. I just discussed it with "T.S." at the Dollar Tree.
Caught her by the crpd "Horsie Farm."
They do leave clues. No http://www.imdb.com/ this time.
I bring the hot dogs & condiments on the 4th, or not.
Too busy to fly to the Midwest?
I'm so unmoved, yet I can cook.
What was said? "We" all want to know!
H: "You have that kind of a job, and you dress like that?"
T: "Yeah."
(Guess you had to be there and see the old spy ladies peeking around the corner of Asile 2, wondering, "How's it going?")
Pretty good, Ms. Intrusive.
Official HETEROSEXUAL GUY Highlights:
Did I hear "naked" and "You move too slow" almost in the same breath?
Rachel, as homeboy Nelly sang, "It's getting hot in here."

How Hot Is It?

It's so hot, when I chatted with a Hollywood girl who understated her resume, no one came in Aisle #2 of the Dollar Tree for over an hour. What does it mean? What does it mean? I don't know, but I know a [        ] on a cell phone when I hear one. How about that RKO? Still there. Their movies are not that great. So Mafia!!! 

He forked-over Howard's file? So fired! All of them!

 Maybe not nuts.

Get rid of the Federal Reserve? Nuts! May I take my 2008 NH Presidential Primary vote back? Did I register Republican? Caroline has the right medicine for this POL SCI temporary psychosis. What did the $1.00 tree girl say? Oh, really? Now we're getting somewhere!

Thanks, Google and/or Hackers

I appreciate it when you make the blog look "nuts." Let us write the U.S. Department of Justice about how the UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE might murder Caroline Kennedy and my 'po little self. Really? Who do you think killed her dad? Not the mafia. They like to watch, and did NOT do it. What did the late (maybe) "Bobby, the Legendary Bobby" say? "You've got some friends in this town."

Let's get to work!

I wanted to announce that in a certain room--ca illegal dish fans, you know what room. Paparazzi are good for something, like:
1. Reaching for the door handle means she is used to driving her own car. I know, Ken. I saw it close-up. Air Force One, too. Could you maybe act like adults this weekend? Thanks.
2. The worried look is after the show. What's the deal, SS? Who yelled what on the NYC street?
3. The cops, the cops, "Call the cops." Last time they bothered me, I had surmised, to myself, that she was stashed in Lou Reed's apartment. Right again? Don't ever tell me that!
4. What was I doing the night of May 3, 2011? Ask Jill. Ask Rachel. I have no idea.
5. Thousand Oaks "City Fathers," may I look at the Late Night video again without being alleged to be a "stalker?" Not today. Where did Koval go? Monday: Fax #2 to D.O.J. No need to check on the first one now. To rob from the late Jack Buck, "Go crazy spies! Go crazy!" [It's a St. Louis joke, son]

Hey "Koval" & "Mark Mafia," This is More Fun Than Calling Stinky Lawyers

Many mafia(s) were conferring, not playing billiards for free that day. Mark brings the gourmet (also free) coffee. We can't have any. We are homeless/helpless. Yet despite my temp lowly status, they have slipped me a freebie @ Starbucks. No coppers cared. They actually come in there now. Why? Answer in court, please. (Not that kind of freebie! Will "Liz" be ther tonight?) How about "The Italian LA Vice Copgirl?" Mario, I can see why an Official CA  WackJob would be jealous. That does not mean I will ever understand Cali-fornia. It's like a disease. It can be managed.

Am I too smart to run for president? I thought I was basically a dumbass. No? Y'all are that #ucking stupid? Avove, a mental hospital power plant.  I admired the turbines @ 5400 Arsenal Street, and a few of what the boiler-tenders call a "True Rumor" were confirmed. So what?

It's my new GF. Thanks. "They" planned everything, except the "Bill on Clanker Box" part. Surprise! (but not really...not to some of them)

Department of Justice Comment Line: (202) 353-1555.
KMOX 1120 - St. Louis? Can't find it.
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[I am the oil. I am the money. May I "Butt In?" "They" collect EVERYTHING. The car is off the cliff. The baby has already drowned. The frog boiled. The plane crashed. The train derailed long ago. Trust me. May I campaign like a European, and have a big-assed poster of me that simply says, "Shut Up and Trust Me." Too rude? Add the dame and it says, "You Can Trust Us." Truth is, you could. What am I doing sleeping in a park? Safest place to be! Ask "Mister Morgan." The teen center teens gave me a tall Miller. I did not drink it. I gave it to Morgan. I figured he was already good & drunk. He was driving? Don't try that shit. It will not work. It never works. You did not know that?

May I lobby state legislatures to lock them all up? I'll build the hospital privately. Kansas v. Crane is the model. You are illiterate? A millionaire? How did you...never mind. Who's selling drugs around here? I do not care. I truly don't care. Imply I have something to do with that crap, and you lost your scrubby-bubble house. Too late, Rick.

I'd Rather Not Blog. But.....

Caroline, I really am Howard's grandson, and we'd better "get political" real quick, because Mafia sorta, kinda, TOOK OVER THE USA, and I don't know about you, but I am tired of telling them, as I told the NORTHRUP DIODE MAN this morning, "Not one penny." Do you have Ken's, Ben's, and park punks crawling up your back, and then, when "The Cops" arrive, more often than not they are from a place my dear old dad called, "Hollywood Central Casting?" (But I fear the 9mm handguns are real). Good thing my "A-Team Girl" jogged by this morning at 8:55 a.m. I know what I'm seeing. I am the real one at 1385 E. Janss Road, Thousand Oaks, California. Accept no Mafia "body-doubles." Was that the real Alex? Shame on her! Kennedy, calling Ed on your cell phone won't get us out of this "mess." Ask Sheryl Crow. She's from Missouri/Missourah, too. (And rather disillusioned with Obama, as are millions of Americans).


I've been encouraged to "clown around" at the GOEBEL SENIOR ADULT CENTER "Coffee Cart," but today, Nazis and/or old Bolshevik Commies would not allow it. This is called "psy-op."


Saved! (By a nice discussion of Diabetes, and the medical management of this illness). In the Gift Shop, you big horse's ass!


[Hackers, nice job turning "you" into "toy." The "lost" paper plate with the Missouri AAA number on it came back from the void. This is because I run Hughes Aircraft; it's just not your precious "E.T." See that rich Jew who made a movie about him/her/it, not me. I'm kinda busy]


I have disclosed my plans in their entirety to "RICK TANAKA," because he was ready to call the cops over my brief dissertation on OCD, an illness I don't have, and Howard Hughes did not have it, either.


After Rick gave up, "we" had a rational discussion on OCD.


BTW, how many rational discussions add up to "He's not crazy?"


ATTN: DR. AHMAD, DR. QUADRI, DR. RADMONISH, DR. RABUN, DR. BEACH, DR. MALIK, DR. MALLYA, DR. CZERNANSKI, DR. LIPSCHITZ, DR. BERI, DR. GESMUNDO.....I can keep going, fools. Want more? On the witness stand, Ms. "Ortuno," of the LUTHERAN SS. We are not talking about VICTORIA CORNELIUS, M.D. Not today, D.O.J.


"MS. CHAMPAGNE ," gave me lunch money, which I pocketed, like a lying politician.


Why?


"Wanda, Queen of the Universe," declared I had to be 62 years young to get the Federally-mandated discount, or maybe the lunch is free, because I am broke and starving. Where's that "Buddha man" with the Marlboro 100's when you need him? Worse than your vaunted "cops."


"Wanda," the newsletter says it's 60 years old for free or cheap lunch.


"Neo-George Washington," Mr. Hughes was going to lie to get a cheap lunch. Now, it's Snickers and M&M's. It won't kill 'ya, and we've discussed it, again, at the Gift Shop.


What was Koval doing in there? I need to fax the Justice Department.


"Lorraine" said, "Go to LUTHERAN SS and take a shower."


I said, "Been there in 2009, and I am filing a lawsuit against them. I am alleging torture," and did I mention people "disappear." Mexicans, perhaps? Drug dealers? Dissenters, such as myself?


Koval, it's 202-514-2000.


Was that the real A.F. at the Reception Area desk? {see first name above}


Ken said, "Harassment?"


Ken said, "He's a dick?"


As I've been known to holler in the night homeless:
"THESE ARE THE FACTS!!!"

Allow Me to Employ My "ESP" (ca Kooks, the pay is $0, and I do not work for any government)

Ready?
"Mister Hughes, I am going to hospitalize you. No teeth? Fifty pounds lighter?"
"Aw, doc, I'm okay. Don't ask how I'm paying for new crowns."
"Need a dental referral?"
"No, not yet. I'm going for a crown, alright."

"SSI pays extra? 'We' need to fix that quick."

"We are going over to [     ] house, and blah, blah blah..."

"Two hundred, oh, make it three hundred White Castles, a hundred fish sandwiches, seventy cheese fries, and forty orders of onion rings. Enright's paying? What's on the desert menu? Do you think anyone recognizes us? That's too many cops out there. They're going to fuck this up. I'm still sore from that touch football game. They're vicious, aren't they?"

"Hughes is clearly mentally unstable, and not fit for high office. Caroline's situation, on the other hand, is delicate, and in that regard, I have been in discussions with Prime Minister Cameron concerning certain terrorist acts in Northern Ireland that are under investigation by British authorities."  

Hello, Houston! Bye, bye Barack! 

What was the President's photo file name? TOP SECRET, sir.

Thanks to the Philadelpia, PA atc Tower for tonight's free entertainment. I thought I could not win Pennsylvania. Did you hear the story about a Quaker guy who met a female on-line? He was 12. One year short of their age of consent. My joke? "They'll never run out of Quakers with that policy."

"Were you ever in the military?"

No, but why did I just figure out what these particular Soldier Boys were doing? I'm bored. It's like those U.K. ships. Doing a little spying, soldier? Not many guns, odd windows...like the Goebel. See the guys in the middle? They are in charge. The tall one on the left could have been me. I cropped-out the rest of the intel troops in the foreground who were busy hiding and/or fixin' to burn documents and stuff. Other soldiers were digging-in with rockets and shit in case "Gooks" arrive before they can get their crashed "Spy Chopper" pulled out of there. Ken-Ken, don't get excited. It was on Google--not secret at all.

I've crashed it many times.All Drugboys/Thugboys/Potheads/"Tweekers"/Robo-Spies and spoiled rotten not disabled ca wack-jobs may listen to my stand-up routine, but not CNN & FOX. Not yet. Who did I hear coming yesterday? Johnny & Kenny, listen up! I was sitting at the puzzle table. It's the ears, not "Martian Chronicles," and Dr. Cornelius needs to "irrigate," or clean the #hit out of them, boys. Even with that problem, I heard it coming. Government helicopter! I ran out on the mafia patio, and as it went east over the Sunday "White Trash Dinner" site, I exclaimed, "I saw 'ya!"

Okay girls, let's go back in time and "do it." BTW, I am raising that airplane off the bottom of Lake Mead. Yes I am, you nosy asshole!

"What is wrong? It's the turbine. Radio? No. This is just a...oh damn. Why is it...? CLICK-CLACK. What the...? C-mon...c'mon. No, no, no. More...aw damn. How far is it to...? Nah, this will do it. What? that can't be. SNAP-SNAP. Aw, no, I am not, not, I'm not. The golf course. I'll just...what is causing the....? WHIRR-WHIRR. Maybe I could...no, no time. This cannot be. This is not the way I...who's house is that? I've got to get the <BANG> fairway and...what? Aw shit! What am I going to tell them when this goddamn plane is...just a little more...oh no...aw, shit!!!" BOOM!


BOOM! BOOM! [those are fuel tanks blowing, son]


"Hi, I'm William Hughes."

Not Funny At All

Is Koval back from lunch? I'm obsessed with CBK now, right? How would you know, robo-Nazi? Oh, that's right. It's the new "Zero-Privacy Society."

Human? Not her! The "creature" who tried to block my upload. I won! Nah, nah, Nazis! Looking a bit "freaked out?" Got a pack of .mil .gov .uk .de .fr .ru .drugs-r-us .dsm5 .h_wood spies and ca sheriff snitches making up lies about you in tow? Probably not.

JIM WILL RECEIVE THE CHECK
TONI WILL ASSIST WITH THE CAR PURCHASE
RACHEL & BOYFRIEND WILL "Watch the stuff" @DMV

FOX 26 HOUSTON WILL "Call the cops" and say, "There's some guy in our lobby ranting about oil companies. Orange shirt, blue jeans. Claims he's Howard Hughes Senior's great-gran...BAM...shit! Now he's throwing rocks at me! Hurry!"

...the cops will laugh at this, and then? 

How Nuts Is Your President?

Who sent Marines to Vietnam? We'll talk later, girl.

He's so nuts:
1. The phone number for the United States Department of Justice (DOJ) now goes through to "Operator #69" at the Internal Revenue Service (IRS).
2. My collect call is said, by the computer voice, to be from "Dave," when I twice stated the name they all know well. "William Hughes." (QUICK REVIEW: Howard Hughes Medical Institute is mine; Hughes Communications is mine; Hughes Network Systems, LLC is mine. Baker Hughes is mine. Did they change my name? No. Boeing is probably mostly mine. Eads/Airbus Industries is probably mostly mine. Did I mention DirecTV is mine? What did I say, Texas-style about it? "Aw, that's only a billion bucks. I'm going to Houston." Who are the "they" who yell, "Shut up!" when I was not talking about you, you old coot.

[Did I mention my back hurts, and I'm starving? Bridge group leftovers? Don't object, Jill, or I'll "Call the cops." Where's Koval? I gotta send another "bomb" to Washington. Yes, as with D.C. son]

BRIEF BLACK JU JU AVIATON "FUN" HEARD ON A FREQUENCY NEAR YOU
"We are unable to shut down our engines due to a computer problem. We'll need some time."
"We are holding our position due to a tornado warning."
"Somebody's got a stuck mike."
"Don't worry. You didn't say anything incriminating"
"We are being recorded, aren't we?"
"The same thing happened last week, didn't it? That was close."* 
Don't break a nail rushing to Travelocity.com, girls. Fly? Me? No way! I don't let airport weirdos touch me there. Yes, I fact-checked the tornado. It was real. 

To the Black Devil, and I remind all, I'm no "Tea Bagger."
Excuse me, I ignored his speech. Why? because he's nuts, and I'm not.
May I purchase a Snickers bar? (280 calories)
May I eat my M&M's, Johnny? (250 calories)
Toni is back on Tuesday, June 28.
Jim said, "Aw, #uck it!"
Rachel has been informed there is a Baja Fresh in Moorpark.
Jill told me; it's called "information."
IRS? Who's fooling who?
__________
I forgot #3. Brain Jacked!
3. They (IRS) refused the charges. Yea! I'll never pay any taxes now! Like Howard!
*I don't fly, however, I would not like them to be saying, "That was close." Are they listening to atc in First Class, looking all worried yet? Not yet? Howard loved to scare them, didn't he?

H2O

"Just print more."

--"Mike McAdam"

"Kenny" just issued a death threat. "RATTHEON FATTIE" is back in action. Never worked a day at Hughes or Raytheon in her life. No one cares. Death threats on Kennedy people? Someone is going to care, you non-human idiot creature. By the way, there is no such thing as "Thought Crime." Not yet. Did I catch a business passing bogus money? Yes. They moved away. Is my reward in heaven? No. Where's my fancy hat, ca kook?

Pocketful of counterfeit cash? My "teacher" said, regarding a proposed conference with Secret Service, "Don't bother, they already know about it." How about the Hughes Digital Archives, including, following a PBS special (WGBH, perhaps?) on our "new," colorful, not so secure money, when I said, on my always illegally tapped telephone, "You could counterfeit a lot of Five and One Dollar Bills." Some clumsy CA criminals did it?

"I love it when a scam falls apart." (TM)

Jealous?

"I'd better get Hyland to shut-up those War Department nuts. Oh, those Deep South Senators! Isn't Saint Louis sufficiently south? Better call Charles as well when we get to LA."

"Hmm. that's a pretty big asteroid. Not a threat, but I think I'll map it anyway. BEEP-BEEP. They'll love this at JPL. What kind of music do I want to hear?" BEEP. Not even a yellow light. Man, this is getting boring."

Reynolds Wrap: Since 1947, and could somebody please HELP! (Wrap this up, whatever it was)

It helps, a little. The Mexicans love it! Where did CHRIS 3.0 go? I saw the "evidence." Jonathan "Gimmie a piece of foil" man? Scottsdale, my Royal ass! What am I running here? An "underground railroad?" What was that, girl?

BEEN IN 1000 OAKS TOO LONG?

W: "Shelly, you make too much sense. I can only take so much making sense, so I'm not talking to you."
S: "That works."
--later--
W: "I guess I'm going by myself."
S: "Sometimes that's better. It'll be an adventure."

SEE NEXT POST, SUPERFLIES/"SUPERSPIES"

Maternal Grandma Fed the Fish/Paternal Grandma Liked the Friday Fish Fry (And, they did not say too much; not much)

Is my political "base" persons on Supplemental Security Income (SSI) and on drugs? Gather 'round, and William V will tell you stories, and I am already in trouble with "Super Mario" for telling the same story more than once, like Charlie. When I told "Mark Mafia" who was next to me in a black Ford Focus like mine on U.S. 101, I was truthful. What did I say? "There's a reason these women are in the movies." [Love that super-thin nose ring! Got a new BF? Of course, they all do! I'm chopped liver? We'll see about that in Houston, girls].

Bad actors! All of you!

"They" all know. BANG! He hit a sign in the declared spot. BANG! He hit the pole. BANG! he hit the tree. BANG! He hit the pole dead-center again. BANG! He hit the light. ENTER DUMBASS DEPUTY. "Got any weapons?" "No, sir." "What are the rocks for?" Should I say:
a.) "To keep the plastic down when it rains."
b). "The Secret Service does not like me much, so I'm taking up my own defense."
c). "It's the new HUGHES GEO-NAT 101B PERSONAL DEFENSE SYSTEM. Wanna buy one? I'll give the Department a volume discount."
d). None of the above.

I do not need to call the National Association of Social Workers (NASW) to tell you everything is different in Cali-fornia, so I can't make a living, therefore, the correct answer(s) are:
California = C
Rest of USA = D

USAF Kooks, It's an "Alternate Timeline," and I Made the Ranks of MLB? "Time! Alright Hughes, what's on the bag? What's on the bill of your cap? Take your hat off. Let's see. Uh, huh. I see a little smudge in here. What is it? Oh, clubhouse black marker. Okay."

I'd wait until he got halfway to home, and then: "You lousy cock****er! What the #uck was that? Big Nazi-ump tonight? #uck you, pal! You need LASIK eye surgery, you piece of #hit! Where the #uck did they find your blind ass!?"

[The catcher is coming out to the mound now. It's an American tradition. Maybe the skipper, too. Depends on the ump. My Won-Loss record would be a factor. Why? $$$$$]

Let Us Save Paper

Here's my new car. Excuse me, I have to look up Baja Fresh locations. As a rock star sang, "She don't work for free." And, I'm trying to pay you to help. Oh, these Cai-fornians! Money, money, money. May I make some West Coast jokes that combine greedy, gold, and gays? Don't tell me it's "inappropriate." I'm not running for anything. See me in September. Maybe October. When's that deadline, Gardner?

Nice try, hackers! SO IN JAIL YOU ARE!

Okay, ca kooks, let's hear it! We/they never went to the moon. It was a Howard Hughes Production on a set. Kinda dark out there...no stars...no wind for the flag, you moron. Did I mention I'm claiming my oil rigs and opening a chain of private loony bins. You sure need them out here! (In "SoCal). I am indeed scared of flying, until the U.K. man comes with my Tornado. Oops! "We did not think that would happen." Maybe you thought wrong. I'm a quick learner, son.

Now, that's more Hasselblad believable. What is he reading? Howard's Mormon Will? Charlie's Will? "They" hate the fact I know where it is, don't they? And, Mr./Ms. .gov, who are they? Wasn't I rehearsing with "Bob" this morning?


HOUSTON, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
"Who is Baker?"
It's a simple question.

What is William Hughes' (highly non-psychiatric) Problem?

Any questions?

And An Old Spook Hollered, "Exellent!"

Many Americans are out of work, and we all love the Dollar Tree. They have cheap food, as the pricey groceries get "sky high." It's called "inflation." I'll get to it with "Super Mario," "Gio," and "Brittany." (When they are not in the hoosegow at taxpayer expense).

"Hi, may I speak to Lanny, that old Clinton hack? Didn't stuff go out the back door at Los Alamos? I'll stick to air disasters if I may have a lawyer. Why do I need one? None of yor damn business, Justice! Who was 'JONAS GEISSLER?' Who was/is 'CRAIG MOREFORD?' Who was/is 'JEANNIE FLOH'? What was Teresa's last name? No, not 'Gerding,' we know what she did. The other one, on Arsenal Street."

Andrea, where did the pay phones go? Andrea? She got a job where? Moved where?