New FBI program, Mr. "liberal" President?
FROM THE "I DON'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP" DEPARTMENT
"It was bad enough to be under Hoover's thumb once again. (Bobby later said that the FBI Director had been sending a memo every month or so 'about someone I knew or a member of my family or allegations in connection with myself so that it would be clear...he was on top of all these things.' But even worse, the people he hated most--the chieftains of organized crime--now had a hold on his brother and on the presidency itself."
--Peter Collier & David Horowitz, The Kennedys
"The FBI is preparing new investigative guidelines that civil libertarians say would make it easier to search commercial or law enforcement databases, conduct lie detector tests, search people's trash and conduct physical surveillance sometimes without any suspicion of wrongdoing."
--The Los Angeles Times [I did not note the #ucking date, kids] {next to this recent piece, I did indeed scrawl in blue, "OBAMA THE BIG LIBERAL? THINK AGAIN!"}
A black National Socialist posing as a "liberal?" I would not even put that in one of my screenplays. What did she say? "What you need for an ending is..." {INSERT "CONFIDENTIAL" ANGEL TALK HERE YOU DAMN SPIES ALREADY KNOW} Three years for a bona fide LA creative discussion? Hard to catch a break? We go live to the Goebel Plum Tree:
"You're about to blow up."
"What do you mean?"
"Like get known. Famous. Make it."
BULLCRAP!
The only way this boy will get famous is to give a short speech and say:
"What the hell are Willie Nelson, ZZ Top, and REM doing here? We told the Stones no?
Ho, ho, ho! See 'ya later!"
Absolutely no encore. I learned that from Jackson Browne, and my "jacked" jaw is not telling you Robo-Creeps that story again.
Nope.
TODAY'S POLITICAL ACTION QUARTERLY TOTAL: $77.50
That does not buy much action, girls. I just discussed it with "T.S." at the Dollar Tree.
Caught her by the crpd "Horsie Farm."
They do leave clues. No http://www.imdb.com/ this time.
I bring the hot dogs & condiments on the 4th, or not.
Too busy to fly to the Midwest?
I'm so unmoved, yet I can cook.
What was said? "We" all want to know!
H: "You have that kind of a job, and you dress like that?"
T: "Yeah."
(Guess you had to be there and see the old spy ladies peeking around the corner of Asile 2, wondering, "How's it going?")
Pretty good, Ms. Intrusive.
Official HETEROSEXUAL GUY Highlights:
Did I hear "naked" and "You move too slow" almost in the same breath?
Rachel, as homeboy Nelly sang, "It's getting hot in here."
"You're about to blow up."
"What do you mean?"
"Like get known. Famous. Make it."
BULLCRAP!
The only way this boy will get famous is to give a short speech and say:
"What the hell are Willie Nelson, ZZ Top, and REM doing here? We told the Stones no?
Ho, ho, ho! See 'ya later!"
Absolutely no encore. I learned that from Jackson Browne, and my "jacked" jaw is not telling you Robo-Creeps that story again.
Nope.
TODAY'S POLITICAL ACTION QUARTERLY TOTAL: $77.50
That does not buy much action, girls. I just discussed it with "T.S." at the Dollar Tree.
Caught her by the crpd "Horsie Farm."
They do leave clues. No http://www.imdb.com/ this time.
I bring the hot dogs & condiments on the 4th, or not.
Too busy to fly to the Midwest?
I'm so unmoved, yet I can cook.
What was said? "We" all want to know!
H: "You have that kind of a job, and you dress like that?"
T: "Yeah."
(Guess you had to be there and see the old spy ladies peeking around the corner of Asile 2, wondering, "How's it going?")
Pretty good, Ms. Intrusive.
Official HETEROSEXUAL GUY Highlights:
Did I hear "naked" and "You move too slow" almost in the same breath?
Rachel, as homeboy Nelly sang, "It's getting hot in here."
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