National Socialist Pop Quiz

Q: "What good is eight years (8) of psy-op TORTURE?"
A: "Nary a tear is shed when you see RFK campaigning in your first car."

SPY KOOK BONUS NOTES:
>> It leaked everything but gasoline.
>> When the power steering reservoir went dry, I drove it without.
>> I put an 8-Track stereo under the seat. No one stole it.
>> Chrysler was purchased from two odd duck I must now presume spyguys.
>> Auto was purchased at age 17. As for why the parents would not allow a car to be bought at 16, that's between me and the CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY. Are you "jealous?" In that event, surely you deserve your SSI check.
>> "Ray" called it the "banana." Why? Ask ray K. if he's still kicking.
>> THE VEHICLE WAS PURCHASED BY WASHING DISHES AND FLIPPING FLAPJACKS, NOT SELLING DRUGS.
>> The savings passbook was ORANGE. I think "Bob" helped me open the account at age 15. Do not ask, "Who's Bob?"

[Now look girls, I quit. I will not do it. I don't have to. I can go to Houston. I don't have to go any further. Nope. However, I rehearse lines just in case. Debbie at the DNC does not want the map all blue? No? Why not? Girls like drama. Too much USA election drama! Time for a thrashing. Time for a lopsided romp. Oh, not me. I already wrote to the Libertarian Party. They don't want me. I tried to turn Republican, and I think they put nukes in my attic. Not nice. Not right! As Ms. Williams once remarked, I handled it with "considerable aplomb." Does Mitt have to do this? Sarah? Michelle? Why, I'd cut SSA retirement 6% right away, and AARP, go to Bell. (Cali-fornia). SSI ca "spyin' bonus?" Gone. What did a black man say long ago of my nifty NEGATIVE INCOME TAX? "We've gotta keep this one around. He's gonna give us all a check!" You were correct, whoever you were/are. BTW, who is shooting a shotgun over in the park, and no cops respond? I might as well jump back in, if you don't, as the #4 bus driver yelled at the kids, "Knock it off!!!"]
"The president elect in staying in an undisclosed location. We really don't know where he is. He's doing fine. Sorry, we don't know where he is, but he's sure as hell Howard's grandson, isn't he?"