Saturday, June 18, 2011

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? Don't Answer On Facebook

Internet connection problem, eh? "Tie East?" Headed to the Boston Bruins celebration she was. Missed your flight? Rachel, I am not trying to hide in the restroom. That said, I think it would be a fine corporate idea. Let the bum stay in your restroom overnight, and give him or her a cup off coffee on the house when the not much better off manager opens the restaurant/public building/house of worship. Too complicated? You may assassinate me now.


"We could try tin cans and string. You know, things aren't going so hot around here since Hughes made it to Houston. Why didn't we kill him in Thousand Oaks? Burbank? North Hollywood? We almost got him in San Diego. How'd he get out of that one? We need a new plan. We gotta...huh? Since when does anybody around here listen to lawyers? That's not how we operate, son. The double-double backup system doesn't work either? Get another little JAG monkey in here!"


        The Pentygon went solar? Out of necessity, sir.


 Messing with "Mr. Nice Guy?" Son, I've had enough of this crap. Get the "message?"

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