Good Airline, Bad Airline

"We have ordered equal numbers of new aircraft from Boeing and Airbus in order to remain competitive well into the future and blah, blah, blah....."

- American Airlines Spokesperson, 07.19.2011   

"Is that the new starship there?"

- United Airlines Captain, KORD Tower, Chicago, Illinois, 07.20.2011

The O'Hare Tower replied in the affirmative. Scared yet? Did TSA grope you, perhaps? I don't fly, but "they" know I am listening, listening, listening.